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  1. Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
  2. So excited! Just bought tickets for the Greenday concert - 21st century breakdown baby!
  3. It's so sad when 8pm feels like a reasonable time to get out of work.
  4. Funny comment during my meeting: The balls are at the agency.
  5. @VirginAtlantic do you have all-business class flights? If not, do you know any airlines that do?
  6. Leaving work now, I just love last minute presentations, and what's even better is that the cab I'm in smells like B.O. :-(
  7. Umm, I don't care how new you are to the company, you should know who the CEO is and you should NOT close the elevator in his face
  8. Another sighting: human bobble head, dude if you already have a big head don't put gel on your hair making it 1-ft bigger.
  9. Sighting: chick with a Tattoo of a lizard between her boobs? Really? Ewww!!!!
  10. "I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it." ~ Marilyn Monroe
  11. Is this jerk serious? He was taking up 3 seats during rush hour. http://twitpic.com/4mzqk
  12. I love how my Paris office gives me just a one wk notice for 2 presentations that I need to do next week
  13. Feliz Cinco de Mayo
  14. We know what we are, but not what we may be
  15. This voicemail is so ridiculous, listen to it. Jean is this you? http://tinyurl.com/4gsebj
  16. Best quote byRT @Orchardo: RT @us2usmagazine: “The man who stops advertising to save money is like the man who stops the clock to save time”
  17. WTF is a Chief Market Scientist? Did someone just make up that titled? If so I would like to be referred to as Chief Advertising Wizard
  18. Who else is just as stumped as I am about this website: http://joonas.net/ It is currently #1 in google trends but I don't get it
  19. @dukeandvanessa truer words have never been spoken
  20. @StyleNBeautyDoc agreed, so messed up and unfair.