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  1. Only Wednesday, and I've already gorged on ham, fettucini & bread. I think ice cream Jubilee is next. Waffles tomorrow morning. Yum.
  2. @KCRF Just keep thinking that contractions do feel like an orgasm, and you'll be having an enjoyable delivery.
  3. These hate crimes against redheads need to stop! http://bit.ly/4HuZJG
  4. Big wuss for not wanting a piece of intestine hanging out his gut. Have science grow you a pair to go w/your bionic ass. http://bit.ly/RMRWA
  5. I don't think this is what Grant Morrison was talking about http://bit.ly/5nVN5f)when he mentions interacting w/fictional characters.
  6. My new career: I'm going to harvest human fat for fun and profit. Anyone looking to buy? http://bit.ly/2G3p8c
  7. You know you have too much music when you're organizing your iTunes library & keep saying, "I've never even heard of this band."
  8. @KCRF Of course it's cold there. Or maybe Lil' Beowulf is just that: lil'.
  9. @KCRF Can't you use a Gummi Bear to pretend it's hanging down. Just put it up between the TV & your eye.
  10. Bad sex in fiction nominees announced. What's your favorite bad literary sex scene? http://bit.ly/4gcCNJ
  11. @jeffvrabel How did you celebrate yesterday? http://bit.ly/2m2xzs
  12. @sonyajk Nope. Going back to Maryland. Altho Monday would work.
  13. @sonyajk Wanna try this week? Thursday-ish?
  14. Watching the Cleveland Browns is like watching me on a date in high school: No chance of scoring.
  15. @antltoe And you're not illiterate. Tell that person that you don't go down to his work & yell at him while he's diddlin' cocker spaniels.
  16. @antltoe Me too! @duve knows the rules for lay & lie like the back of her hand. Ever have a question about it, ask her.
  17. Ricky Jay makes everything better.
  18. @jeffvrabel I'm soooo frightened.
  19. @ChannelGuideSRH In the crowd scene? I thought so, too. Wow.
  20. @frostinglickr You're going to have to really want it. And if you really want it, you should probably seek professional help.