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  1. I'm not sure how to feel about this video co-starring Balloon Boy http://bit.ly/4BL5P
  2. Balloon Boy's family was on Wife Swap?!
  3. Seriously, why does Mario Lopez have a children's book out called Mud Tacos?! Why not just call it "Alabama Hot Pocket"?
  4. Today on Today, Chef Curtis Stone eats Mario Lopez's sister's "mud taco" while Kathie Lee watches.
  5. A mosquito got in my room last night and effed me up! I look like Paris Hilton's vag.
  6. This will be the toast of every single awards show next year http://bit.ly/19eSIU
  7. La Toya on The View needs to be PERMANENT. Forever.
  8. HA! Whitney pulled a Russell Crow on Bobby B by busting him with a phone. Why wasn't that on Being Bobby Brown? DAMN!
  9. Whitney is on Oprah and just said she once wanted to open a fruit stand on the islands. She needs to follow this dream with Wino!
  10. Someone was hot boxin' in the limo and that someone is Blair Waldorf.
  11. JLo totally re-purposed a dress she wore in 1997. DAMN ECONOMY!
  12. @TalkingWithTami Hopefully, they are there for the free food, because Skeletor needs some.
  13. This is like the worst high school prom ever.
  14. I miss the butchy Kim from ANTM.
  15. Is Tommy Girl in that Cinderella carriage?
  16. CHILDREN! Okay, that's my cue to take a bong break.
  17. Buzz is going to get crunk in the green room now.
  18. And he should win every single award too.
  19. Buzz Aldrin should present every single award tonight.
  20. Is this Ashley Greene chick on massive amounts of Unisom sleep gels?