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  1. What if maybe, just maybe, it's not a wonderful life? about 2 hours ago from web
  2. So glad I drove halfway across the country so I could watch our extended family sleep. about 5 hours ago from web
  3. Swear I heard some great @leonthomas3 Xmas musak in Steinmart today! 12:43 PM Dec 23rd from mobile web
  4. Dear suburban stores: why bother opening if you aren't going to plow your streets & parking lot? #strandedatthebank 11:29 AM Dec 21st from web
  5. @ST_Rachel My bro 4got his ID in KC. They just waived him thru. No extra security. Way to go, TSA! 7:11 PM Dec 20th from web
  6. Tonight I'm making @shiftlessbadger Mushroom & Barley Soup. Only I'm out of barley. And leeks. And 1/2 the spices. Could get interesting. 4:55 PM Dec 20th from web
  7. RT@dooce Husbands are maddening. I guess that balances out the fact that he can "install system upgrades" WHATEVER THAT MEANS. 2:00 PM Dec 20th from web
  8. Thank goodness I can come in from another 2 1/2 hours of shoveling and put my soaking clothes in my nice, warm dryer. OH WAIT #deathtoSEARS 10:32 AM Dec 20th from web
  9. Word is it's 78 and sunny in LA today. We're on the first plane back!! What's that? Airports are closed? @#$(*&@#$ 3:20 PM Dec 19th from web
  10. Screw you, Lou Dobbs. I want some illegals and I want them NOW. On my doorstep. Ready to work. #snowtastrophe 11:11 AM Dec 19th from web
  11. Would it be weird to knock on the neighborhood teens' doors and with my snow shovel & some cash and proposition them? #snowtastrophe 11:10 AM Dec 19th from web
  12. Attn single ladies: Forget finding a man with a good heart, good job, etc. Just look for a man with a good, strong back. #snowtastrophe 11:00 AM Dec 19th from web
  13. In a normal storm, plows would reach our neighborhood by Tuesday. With these conditions, I expect to see them around May. 9:06 AM Dec 19th from web
  14. @NGUnderground I made @shiftlessbadger waffles too, but unfortunately lack the ability to multiply by 2 and failed miserably. 9:05 AM Dec 19th from web
  15. Anyone else suspicious there really is no storm coming, it's just an evil scheme to jumpstart the economy? #fb 3:49 PM Dec 18th from web
  16. Impending blizzard means I go bat shit at grocery store, buying everything from turnips to 3 cans of cashews to egg nog. Inexplicable. 3:47 PM Dec 18th from web
  17. RT @JetBlue Travelers through IAD/BWI/RDU/CLT/RIC on 12/18-19 may rebook without change fees through Dec 21 http://bit.ly/6egVfE 12:05 PM Dec 18th from web
  18. @ST_Rachel Next year: baconaisse. 12:29 PM Dec 17th from web
  19. Am I the only person that actually wants socks for Christmas? 9:41 AM Dec 17th from web
  20. I think I have settled on my New Year's Resolution. I'll bet you can't stand the anticipation. 6:53 AM Dec 17th from web