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  1. it is never good to be the surprise guest on a daytime talkshow...
  2. you might be a jersey girl @caitycaity and don't know it if you get more invites for dinner in jersey than your home state...
  3. @caitycaity you don't know how close I was to responding "there are extra meatballs on the stove..."
  4. I'm trying to get universal cocktails passed in the states but I think my amendment declaring all martinis must have gin killed it...
  5. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide before it is too late! http://www.dhmo.org/
  6. Great processes can survive bad technologies.
  7. Great technology cannot cover up bad processes.
  8. It is hard to get someone to fold if they flopped a fullhouse. #blufffail
  9. Test yr IQ. Need IQ over 120 to solve. What's the missing word? 'There are _____ 'r's in this sentence.' (via @RichardWiseman)
  10. Check this video out -- The Muppets: Ringing of the Bells http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysIzPF3BfpQ
  11. Please help my cousin Sean @Skfsullivan become the next OXOniac by voting here http://www.oxocontest.com/
  12. and I bubble - that all folks! 4 hours of my life gone forever with nothing to show for it...
  13. I make my stand against pocket aces that flop an ace - unlike the chip leader I folded the flop - need lots and lots of hlelp now!
  14. not a good time for the dog needing to go out...
  15. of course that was razz...
  16. in other words going to bubble this baby!!!!
  17. so what are the odds of 2345 pair pair pair two hands in a row?
  18. @WriterJen oh downtown or strip? love firefly...
  19. @rmd1023 oh my - sounds like the party is at your house tonight?
  20. Be careful - I hear the bloggers on in town RT @scsuhockey10 showering and probably heading to the strip