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  1. Dave Barry is back for the annual knee-slappin year-end roundup. SOLID http://bit.ly/7QhEIh
  2. Amen RT @Pogue: how is making us stay in our seats going to stop the terrorists from lighting the bomb stuff taped to their legs!?
  3. My dog Otis opens his own present for Xmas, complete with play-by-play commentary http://bit.ly/6odpmb
  4. RT @ch3ryl: Amazon.com offers 1,290 MP3 song downloads for free, including holiday music http://j.mp/8UnEdg (via @steverubel)
  5. Somebody's getting coal in their stocking RT @huffingtonpost: Pope Knocked Down By Woman At Christmas Mass (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/6NgN37
  6. 2009: Obama, book deal, new job, terrific friends & adventures. I lost my grandmother and MJ. Life is magic. I am deeply grateful.
  7. Funniest celebrity quotes of the decade: http://bit.ly/6cYSHP - Paris Hilton: "Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?"
  8. @hyattch it's going to be an academy award romp, no question. Avatar is new but familiar, and Hollywood loves that combo
  9. Avatar destroys expectations - dances w/ wolves + alien. I'm reeling from IMAX. A very rare theater must-see.
  10. http://www.acespace.org
  11. Is a literary Iphone app worth it? RT @OpiumMagazine: Todd Zuniga's tell-all story about Opium's iPhone App-HuffPost: http://bit.ly/7ZVZtk
  12. Christmas is Family Day at the Jewish Museum. Ha! http://bit.ly/8a0MN8
  13. RT @ClimateEd: 5 days till Xmas! Have a holiday haiku to share? Share it and you can win $20 borders gift card! tag your tweet #holidayhaiku
  14. @moyalynne it was 26th between mission and Valencia. Now under control due to the well-timed rainstorm!
  15. Big fire in the mission #sf http://tweetphoto.com/6861823
  16. I just bought tickets to Oakland Interfaith Gospel Ensemble (late show) http://tickets.slims-sf.com/events/56628
  17. EXCLUSIVE: Kindle 3 preview vid http://ow.ly/16bpPR (via @collegehumor)
  18. @S___Elliott I think I'd pound his eyes out with organic carrots
  19. Quote of the day from @karlasbonanza re: blizzard in DC = expect lots of DC newborns around September 20, 2010
  20. Somebody stole the infamous Auschwitz sign - Work Will Set You Free. Fucking disgusting http://bit.ly/6HPHdw