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  1. Awesome shots by Platon. (Presidents of Croatia and Serbia look like mobsters from The Wire, Season 2) http://bit.ly/4xFEvo #fb about 4 hours ago from web
  2. Tonight's recessionary substitution: pickle juice for capers. Nah, nobody's gonna notice... #fb about 6 hours ago from web
  3. I see the Onion has a new section... Oops, sorry--this is for real. http://bit.ly/4HvW8A about 11 hours ago from web
  4. @josephjaramillo My question exactly. And I politely request an in-show reference to Jenna Maroney singing on a Macy's parade float about 12 hours ago from web in reply to josephjaramillo
  5. @UofA Eek. First sentence typo in this release... http://uanews.org/click/28829/9 about 14 hours ago from web
  6. Alexie haters, get a thicker skin. This is funny & true http://bit.ly/4TRu09 & his stories are regularly amazing #fb about 17 hours ago from web
  7. Dear coffee maker: The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you. about 19 hours ago from web
  8. $1800 sofa, $200 throw pillows? "On the Cheap" tag on this article should be changed to "Out of Touch" http://bit.ly/80GAsV about 20 hours ago from TimesPeople
  9. I liked what Brooks had to say, but I think Friedman's right http://bit.ly/7aQq9n 11:13 AM Dec 2nd from TimesPeople
  10. Hmm. Now highlighted on the NYT homepage, and with a new name: http://bit.ly/50yDOO. Built for the Apple tablet? #fb 11:02 AM Dec 2nd from web
  11. RT @ChadwickBen: Rick Moody, this is how you write fiction on Twitter. 10:08 AM Dec 2nd from web
  12. Bill Clinton was an amateur. This gang takes parsing and dissembling to a whole new level. http://bit.ly/7VC1I4 #fb 12:33 PM Dec 1st from web
  13. In praise of George W. Bush - James Fallows http://bit.ly/5fnuaX #fb 11:12 AM Dec 1st from web
  14. RT @neuromusic: RT @noahWG The perfect holiday gift? Uranium Ore. SO many uses & a great price on Amazon http://bit.ly/7cjD3N Read the r ... 9:42 AM Dec 1st from web
  15. Your take, @fishingpoet? REI ads portray the outdoors in all its uncomfortable glory http://bit.ly/6whmdk (Video http://bit.ly/5yuZDv) 9:28 AM Dec 1st from web
  16. Poll: Simple nostalgia for incense? Or fear of modernity no different than that of the Islamists? http://bit.ly/8q28CY 2:31 PM Nov 30th from web
  17. @neuromusic Polonius + Macbeth = @RealSheriffJoe. A paranoid fool whose vindictiveness makes him doubly destructive. 10:09 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to neuromusic
  18. @paperhaus They have no choice! Men who can't get together with 20-yr-old chicks have to write about it instead. 8:57 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to paperhaus
  19. @RepPatterson Are you going to start reciting your tweets at the UA Poetry Center? "Black clouds at dusk" was pretty good! 8:23 AM Nov 30th from web
  20. I've lost two pounds since yesterday morning. Perplexing Thanksgiving fail. #fb 9:19 PM Nov 27th from web
  • Name Matt Ellsworth
  • Location Tempe, AZ
  • Web http://editwrite....
  • Bio I write about science, blog about literature, and read just about everything. I live with my family in the beautiful Arizona desert.
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