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  1. @hellodanita Woah. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to hellodanita
  2. Who the hell loses their car key in the morn and then locks themselves out of the crib in the eve?? This is not a good Mitzi day. about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. @AKCR don't delete them. Print out the good ones and frame. about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to AKCR
  4. RT @damshe: Y did Tiger get married in the 1st place! Esp 2 tht basic ass bitch! A nanny?Gtfoh. CheatTiger! -->LOLOL #ohwell . #notmad@ya about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. Note to the snooty fat woman on the subway: Get off myneck, move yur big ass over and stop hoggin' 2 seats. about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. @1NLightNMe aww, that's so sweet of you to say! about 4 hours ago from web in reply to 1NLightNMe
  7. @LBoogs11 Remember what u told me, its okay to hate them all... about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to LBoogs11
  8. @hellodanita C how u are? Thts why I aint even buy it. Got me some carrots instead. PS. Keep it up and I'mma dump u (save me the Xmas gift$) about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to hellodanita
  9. @hellodanita if I bake it, can I bring tht instead of a poinsetta?? about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  10. Dear God, pls give me the strength to put the Cranberry Bread mix down before I make it to the checkout line. http://tweetphoto.com/6016184 about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  11. The reason I always take my grapes out of the bag before buying... So nasty. http://tweetphoto.com/6016033 about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  12. RT @necolebitchie: ya'll ladies better step your cooking game up. that waitress is going to serve him in more ways than one about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
  13. Elsa brings me and my stomach so much joy! LOVE my Mommie!!! http://tweetphoto.com/6009949 about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
  14. Ok seriously, the smell is too mch. I'm leavin in 9min. They'll call if there's a prob whn they get the results. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
  15. @BklynMaya Promise? 'Cause I think they may need to hear you ask- Who Want What?? to get this shitshow on the road. LOLOL about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to BklynMaya
  16. I forgot to ask the nurse to use paper tape. F'ck. Now I'm gonna have a burn mark on my arm for the next week. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
  17. @BklynMaya ROFL you and the damn ugly. I love you. about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to BklynMaya
  18. @Breion nope. Aint no point in getting nasty w the help. At his best, he takes a temp and weights people. Gotta have pity for tht kinda life about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Breion
  19. I hate this waiting room. It always smells like death and dry spit. Not to mention, everyone always looks so hopeless. Jesus help them- pls. about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
  20. @Breion Err-um, no. For the record, i do not play the reindeer games w unplanned pregnancies. #2mch2lose #wrapitup #mamataughtmebettathntht about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Breion