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  1. @DrewMcM Does it feel like you just got kicked in the nuts?
  2. Made the mistake of checking the Coug's score. Fuck!
  3. The only thing I hate more than Rick Neuheisel is the Huskies. Can't wait to see the Bruins pull out a win.
  4. @maewing If @s_tastic wasn't asleep from noon time drinking she'd be totally jealous right now.
  5. Just bought a new Dell for my Grandpa to replace the machine I built for him 4 years ago. Hope he likes Windows 7, I think I earned a beer.
  6. What's it called when a girl has a "tramp stamp" in the front?
  7. A fresh keg of Manny's has been tapped. Anyone that's interested is welcome to come by and enjoy a couple of pints.
  8. Trade Winds has a pretty tasty IPA but I really shouldn't be buying pints when I've got a barrel of Manny's in the back of the car.
  9. Checking out the Trade Winds brewery. Nothing like a noon time beer on a rainy Saturday.
  10. To Do List: 1. Run - Status: Rained Out. 2. Buy a keg of Manny's - Status: This rainy day is about to get a whole lot more awesome.
  11. Fuck, what does a guy have to do to get 75 rain free minutes for a jog in this town?
  12. Between the recent T-Mobile outages and the new Droid I'm seriously considering a switch to Verizon.
  13. Good thing I wore the dive watch today. If the rain keeps up like this I'm going to have to swim out of Kent.
  14. Dick Towel. Funny, Functional, Sexual. Get yours today, BRO! http://bit.ly/3b3akF
  15. If you really cared about how much "stuff was on my plate" you wouldn't have scheduled this bullshit conference call during lunch.
  16. @UrineLove None that I know of. Every one was kind enough to exit the vehicle and walk around back before getting rid of excess beer.
  17. If you're looking for a kick ass tailgating vehicle and you're near the state of Washington you need to check this out. http://bit.ly/1nfH2K
  18. I think of my best ideas while working out. If my boss would buy me a treadmill I'd be sweaty and just as unproductive.
  19. "My wife stole my Bare Naked Ladies Christmas CD." Dude, that's not even something I'd say around other men.
  20. "You're disgusting but at the same time I'm a little turned on." I really wish I hadn't heard that from the other side of the cube wall.