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According to the unbiased coverage and camera work of FSN four middle aged women are the only Coug fans at the Apple Cup.about 9 hours agofrom Wind-Up
Why are all these douche bag Husky fans claiming "Westside"? If I was Ice Cube I'd be fucking pissed.about 9 hours agofrom Wind-Up
You think all the masterbating is for nothing until it's time to make apple cider and you're nominated to man the crank on the apple press.about 12 hours agofrom Wind-Up
Ahhhh, first beer of the day. After 7 hours of wedding talk/planning I've fucking earned this thing and the 11 that will follow.5:00 PM Nov 27thfrom Wind-Up
Six mile run and no breakfast. The pump is primed for a Thanksgiving gorging of epic proportions.10:34 AM Nov 26thfrom Wind-Up
If you're bored and looking for something to do check out tastybooze. com for a Thanksgiving day drinking game.9:27 AM Nov 26thfrom Wind-Up
6 miles on Thanksgiving was a ridiculous idea. Oh well, it just means that I can crack a beer now and not feel guilty. Also, fuck it's cold.9:20 AM Nov 26thfrom Wind-Up
@s_tastic is almost here which means it's time to join all the other crazy assholes that drive somewhere the day before Thanksgiving.2:13 PM Nov 25thfrom Brizzly
Setting up company Exchange on my G1 right before a holiday weekend is jackassery of epic proportions.10:48 AM Nov 25thfrom Brizzly
I plan on waking up Friday with no memory of family fights or drinking gravy with no pants. You call it "blackout", I prefer "time travel."10:03 AM Nov 25thfrom Brizzly
Can't wait to drive across the pass today. I'd put money on "Begging for frontal lobotomy" at the 4 hr mark of the usually 2.5 hr drive.8:47 AM Nov 25thfrom Brizzly
