mitchhedberg
Chicago is the Windy City, and Montana is the Big Sky State. I think we should combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience
| mitchhedberg Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. |
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| mitchhedberg I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK. |
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| mitchhedberg I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff. |
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| mitchhedberg Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? |
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| mitchhedberg I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, "I'm hungry,"... so it died. |
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