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Monday the 30th is Hug a Vagina day! Here I come ladies. Man this day never comes fast enough!about 6 hours agofrom web
I'm the other man in the Tiger Woods love triangle. TMZ will be reporting it tonight. Please pray for me and my family.10:49 AM Nov 29thfrom web
So glad Thanksgiving is over. No matter how much I love my Mom I can only stand the sexual tension so much.10:55 AM Nov 28thfrom web
Read story about guy killing 4 relatives at Thanksgiving dinner. Interested to see time he gets. Will def affect my plans next year.7:14 AM Nov 27thfrom web
Sat at the adult table this year bitches!8:18 PM Nov 26thfrom web
Agree: Gays should be able to marry. Disagree: Guys should kiss on TV. Strongly agree and pray: Gay girls should kiss everywhere.8:17 AM Nov 25thfrom web
I just bought a $2000 mattress bitches! Double the coils of your mattress. Hate all you want I'll be sleeping soundly while you're doing it!4:09 PM Nov 24thfrom web
Funniest fan e-mail "Love you, I was about to behead someone but your cd made me laugh so hard I forgot to do it" Khalid Sheik Mohammad.1:00 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
Just got back from the Tampa Bay Bucs game. I ate ice cream. I ate a cheesesteak. I ate a Turkey Leg. I ate a hot dog. I vomited. Repeat.3:05 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Waffles. F'n love em. All you haters who love pancakes can F yourselves.11:46 AM Nov 21stfrom web
LOL, my mom just mis-texted me by accident! "My pussy aches for you" LOL. I hope it was a mix-text! TG is going to be embarrassing!1:51 PM Nov 20thfrom web
Performing in Sarasota at McCurdy's Comedy Theater. Call 941-925-3869 First 100 tix get to spank me and call me Gladys.11:28 AM Nov 19thfrom web
One fact I'm ashamed of, one fact I'm proud of: I once masturbated on a sleeping girl. I once had sex with a fat girl.10:24 AM Nov 18thfrom web
I came so close to having my first wet dream since I was 15 and then the Pilot announced we were landing. Grrrr.11:04 AM Nov 17thfrom web
Note to Obama: When you meet me no bow is necessary. Instead just buy a DVD and we're good : )11:29 AM Nov 16thfrom web
I'm famous enough girls who know me ask for pictures in malls but not famous enough I can stare at a girl and they don't alert security.10:43 AM Nov 15thfrom web