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  1. Monday the 30th is Hug a Vagina day! Here I come ladies. Man this day never comes fast enough! about 6 hours ago from web
  2. I'm the other man in the Tiger Woods love triangle. TMZ will be reporting it tonight. Please pray for me and my family. 10:49 AM Nov 29th from web
  3. So glad Thanksgiving is over. No matter how much I love my Mom I can only stand the sexual tension so much. 10:55 AM Nov 28th from web
  4. Read story about guy killing 4 relatives at Thanksgiving dinner. Interested to see time he gets. Will def affect my plans next year. 7:14 AM Nov 27th from web
  5. Sat at the adult table this year bitches! 8:18 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. *excluding Rosie O'Donnell 8:20 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. Agree: Gays should be able to marry. Disagree: Guys should kiss on TV. Strongly agree and pray: Gay girls should kiss everywhere. 8:17 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. I just bought a $2000 mattress bitches! Double the coils of your mattress. Hate all you want I'll be sleeping soundly while you're doing it! 4:09 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. Funniest fan e-mail "Love you, I was about to behead someone but your cd made me laugh so hard I forgot to do it" Khalid Sheik Mohammad. 1:00 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. Just got back from the Tampa Bay Bucs game. I ate ice cream. I ate a cheesesteak. I ate a Turkey Leg. I ate a hot dog. I vomited. Repeat. 3:05 PM Nov 22nd from web
  11. @lughnasadh eat that fucking waffle! 1:10 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to lykazif
  12. Waffles. F'n love em. All you haters who love pancakes can F yourselves. 11:46 AM Nov 21st from web
  13. LOL, my mom just mis-texted me by accident! "My pussy aches for you" LOL. I hope it was a mix-text! TG is going to be embarrassing! 1:51 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. Performing in Sarasota at McCurdy's Comedy Theater. Call 941-925-3869 First 100 tix get to spank me and call me Gladys. 11:28 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. @kirkfox ur just upset I won't write you back to your last e-mail asking me to be "naked best friends" with you. 10:42 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to kirkfox
  16. One fact I'm ashamed of, one fact I'm proud of: I once masturbated on a sleeping girl. I once had sex with a fat girl. 10:24 AM Nov 18th from web
  17. I came so close to having my first wet dream since I was 15 and then the Pilot announced we were landing. Grrrr. 11:04 AM Nov 17th from web
  18. Note to Obama: When you meet me no bow is necessary. Instead just buy a DVD and we're good : ) 11:29 AM Nov 16th from web
  19. I'm famous enough girls who know me ask for pictures in malls but not famous enough I can stare at a girl and they don't alert security. 10:43 AM Nov 15th from web
  20. @BailaMan done, you better tweet some interesting shit my friend. 5:08 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to BailaMan