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  1. I don't mean to say that it's hot, but I heard that hell is jealous.
  2. It's so hot, Pompeii just friended my town on Facebook.
  3. It's so hot, the oven needs freon to work right.
  4. It's so hot, I just reached for a popsicle and it said "Not tonight."
  5. OK, it's too hot to go outside (117.) So I'm inside writing Shecky-Greene-quality jokes about the heat. Here come a few...
  6. The temperature today can be described only as /comically/ hot at 116. But I swear it is still more comfortable than humidity. #PSP
  7. This week put the trip in business trip. Back on the left coast now. Ahhh...
  8. Something truly original on the web? Yep, it still happens. http://bit.ly/kz195 @booneoakley
  9. Looking at my phone bill. I spend only one minute talking on the phone for every 8 text messages I send. OMG, I'm 15 years old !!
  10. RT @8bitkid Cialis ad written by Spam: from @stevepearman, this is amazing! - http://bit.ly/MaMAs
  11. Would I be a whiny, over-entitled web-age spoiled brat if I complained that the internet on the airplane is slow? (That was rhetorical.)
  12. DOH! Earlier flight delayed to leave runways open for Airforce One. Apparently he does /not/ know I am here.
  13. Got the /last/ seat on that earlier flight. #livingright ??
  14. @maxheadwound Congrats on the new gig. And congrats to r2cgroup too.
  15. #4 standing by for earlier flight. Plane=nearly 200 seats. Surely some poor schmuck will be late in traffic. Luck be a lady. #schadenfreude
  16. @barackobama and I are in NYC...not together... In fact, I'm not even sure if he knows I'm here. But we're here.
  17. @shoshanabean Amen, sister.
  18. OH @emmestyle "Om, baby, Om !!"
  19. @shoshanabean you MADE that pooch pillow?! The meemz is stylin' now.
  20. RT @1miles Values his intellectual property. Alot.