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  1. You are reading a tweet by a man that won his NFL suicide pool, thanks to Dallas' comeback and Cincy's collapse. #nflexpert about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  2. Do you think British people sound smarter? http://ow.ly/EHpO 4:11 PM Nov 22nd from HootSuite
  3. The non drop-off kiddie birthday party is the cruelest cut of all. #fb 8:51 AM Nov 22nd from TwitterBerry
  4. RT @adtothebone: After weeks of development, Microsoft has finally revealed its Twitter-killer, Tribbiani. "How you doin'?" 7:58 AM Nov 22nd from web
  5. My Cross-Cultural Intellectual Relativity Theory (C.C.I.R.T.) is taking the scientific community by storm! http://ow.ly/EzKr 7:30 AM Nov 22nd from HootSuite
  6. Someone from Iran was reading my "5 Stages of the company holiday party" essay. Do they have drunken karaoke in Iran? http://ow.ly/EzA8 6:26 AM Nov 22nd from HootSuite
  7. We review another hilarious (and educational) week of daily blogging in our #NaBloPoMo Week 3 Recap. Oh the humanity! http://ow.ly/EpHu 6:22 PM Nov 21st from HootSuite
  8. We review another hilarious (and educational) week of daily blogging in our #NaBloPoMo Week 3 Recap. Oh the humanity! http://ow.ly/Emff 10:17 AM Nov 21st from HootSuite
  9. How many of "The 5 Stages of the Company Holiday Party" do you recognize? http://ow.ly/EaE4 4:17 PM Nov 20th from HootSuite
  10. I always have good meetings on 7th Avenue. I wonder if all the delis give me Super Jew powers? 12:00 PM Nov 20th from TwitterBerry
  11. Damn you Cosi and your fancy sandwiches! Have you never heard of turkey, mayo and cheese? 10:04 AM Nov 20th from TwitterBerry
  12. The good news is that even though Oprah's quitting, her fake relationship with Steadman will continue through at least 2015. 5:05 PM Nov 19th from TwitterBerry
  13. This early evening trip to Logan will most assuredly require the services of my Chubby Muse of the Day (TM) - Warren Haynes. 2:37 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. @chriskahle Just for clarification - was the bathroom in a ski lodge? 1:31 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to chriskahle
  15. I'm particularly proud of myself for not giggling when the dog breeder started talking about her bitch. Tee hee, she said bitch 12:53 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. RT @thehighsign: Loving @jodyrosen and @jonahweiner 's "song of the week" on John Mayer. http://www.slate.com/blogs/... "Fuc ... 11:40 AM Nov 19th from web
  17. Nice work @jodyrosen @jonahweiner - I also grappled with Mayer-bivalance in "I Hate, John Mayer!" if you'd like to read http://ow.ly/Ddg5 11:39 AM Nov 19th from web
  18. @Malecopywriter If you fart while wearing headphones can other people still hear it? 10:29 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to Malecopywriter
  19. And I'm still pissed at Buffalo for firing Swampscott's own Dick Jauron. Now all we've got is Johnny Pesky. 9:29 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. Buffalo Wings may hold the food record for fastest transition from lust to regret. 9:25 AM Nov 19th from web