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Hey-O! Go see my pals Mike Polk & @chadzumock perform at the Hollywood Improv Thursday Nov. 19th at 8pm. U can get tickets @www.improv.com3:41 PM Nov 9thfrom web
My Halloween costume will be a "Female Breast Inspector" for 9th straight year. (In never gets old)10:45 AM Oct 29thfrom web
I spent my whole paycheck on male enhancement pills. Looks like Rent is going to have to wait until next payday9:27 PM Oct 11thfrom web
I'm looking forward to Sex and the City 2 so I can get some more phone numbers from desperate, horny women walking out of the show!6:23 AM Sep 27thfrom web