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@patdryburgh Yes!!!! about 10 hours ago via Tweetie
I've caught the Words With Friends fever. What's everyone's username? I'm 'mistretta'. about 23 hours ago via Tweetie
@patrickrhone But that's like reading the last page of a book first. Or opening your presents before Christmas. It's just.. wrong. ;) about 24 hours ago via Tweetie in reply to patrickrhone
RT @to_the_fizzace: @fusion guys could you just make a page with nothing but ads? i want more software about 24 hours ago via web
Three o'clock in the morning is the best time to be alive. 4:23 AM Mar 10th via txt
I'm kidding. Seriously though, I go to the bathroom and come back and @chrisbowler is having another baby. Uncle Michael is thrilled. :) 3:16 PM Mar 9th via Tweetie
@chrisbowler Excellent, our plans for your offspring to take over the running of Fusion in the next decade are progressing along as planned. 3:13 PM Mar 9th via Tweetie in reply to chrisbowler
@rheistuman I think it was during the credits. :) 11:28 AM Mar 9th via Tweetie in reply to rheistuman
Facebook photo of me watching Alice in Wonderland last night: http://drp.ly/z4Lfu I think that just about sums it up. 11:23 AM Mar 9th via Tweetie
@sperte I'm taking notes (and backing them up). 9:18 AM Mar 9th via Tweetie in reply to sperte
I thought the left earbud on my headphones was broken but it turns out it was just a giant gob of ear wax. #thankGod 1:07 PM Mar 8th via Tweetie
I have to say, Twitter is definitely the most enjoyable way to watch the Oscars. And the least time-consuming. 9:10 PM Mar 7th via Tweetie
@jorgeq Good ol' Safari.app and Expedia.com. ;) 6:29 PM Mar 7th via Tweetie in reply to jorgeq
Just purchased plane tickets home while on my iPhone in a coach bus cruising through the mountains of Colorado. It's the future, folks. 4:03 PM Mar 7th via Tweetie
When mediocrity is purged from normality, every week becomes a marathon. 6:55 PM Mar 6th via Tweetie
@sperte You're like that annoying alarm clock, except you're too far away for me to hit the "snooze" button. 12:40 PM Mar 6th via Tweetie in reply to sperte
@Tabi921 Fo sho'. 6:14 AM Mar 6th via txt
@Tabi921 There is. Swat and Support went yesterday. 6:11 AM Mar 6th via Tweetie in reply to Tabi921
@Tabi921 It's spelled S-T-A-R-B-U-C-K-S. ;) 5:44 AM Mar 6th via Tweetie in reply to Tabi921
Yes, I pulled an @GlennWolsey. I blogged. 8:32 AM Mar 5th via Tweetie

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Name Michael Mistretta
Location Tyler, Texas
Web http://michaelmis...
Bio A dude that started some advertising company.

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