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  1. @imogenheap Hope you're auditioning cellists for the Burlington, VT show -- we've got a good one for you :) about 8 hours ago from web
  2. Did Adam Lambert just simulate face fucking on the #AMAs? Awesome. 7:55 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. LOL RT @jsmooth995 (via @jbrotherlove) did Timbaland eat the wrong candy at Willy Wonka's house? #peopleturningintogiantblueberries #AMAs 7:50 PM Nov 22nd from web
  4. ... okay but she's making me tear up now. #AMAs 7:03 PM Nov 22nd from web
  5. i'm sorry, but whitney sounds a little like kermit the frog. #amas 7:02 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. RT: @courtneytrouble did you hear the big news? No Fauxxx 3.oh is officially launched. http://www.nofauxxx.com (sooooo not okay for work) 8:57 AM Nov 22nd from web
  7. @funkybrownchick I have to say, I love that you're tweeting at church! 8:53 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to funkybrownchick
  8. @bluebirdtavern Stop taunting me with your delicious brunch delights! (RT: corned beef hash, house cured brisket, fried farm egg) #btv 8:22 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to bluebirdtavern
  9. has an inexplicable obsession with Levi Johnston. Shower shot from playgirl is my fav: http://bit.ly/1BcPI1 7:33 AM Nov 22nd from web
  10. is thinking about writing a blog entry about the importance of punctuality and booty calls. Time is money, people. 7:26 AM Nov 22nd from web
  11. @AntiHeroV You'll get no argument from me on that one ;) 1:26 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to AntiHeroV
  12. @AntiHeroV lol. you're gross. 12:35 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to AntiHeroV
  13. cleaning out the toy drawer... some of this stuff just has to go. 12:22 PM Nov 21st from web
  14. Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Did u know over 160 gender non-conforming people were killed this year in acts of hate & violence? 8:22 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. @follownathan No! Never too old to celebrate your birthday like you're turning 21. 7:52 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to follownathan
  16. Back to the grind... and not in a good way. 7:12 AM Nov 16th from web
  17. new dress arrived just in time for the peaches show in nyc! now if this stupid plane would leave the ground... 9:34 AM Nov 13th from mobile web
  18. practically had to do a strip tease to get thru airport security. 8:49 AM Nov 13th from mobile web
  19. hopes the people she sleeps with appreciate the half hour panic-induced cleaning of her apartment before they arrive. 5:03 PM Nov 11th from web
  20. @audaciaray leather and lace can be shockingly professional ;) 7:16 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to audaciaray