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Roasted veggies and orange infused quinoa. No pie for me. Yay.about 2 hours agofrom web
Now I have the "Weeds" theme song stuck in my head. Seriously brain...give it a rest.about 4 hours agofrom web
Oh Lady Gaga please get out of my head. Thank you.about 5 hours agofrom web
Coffee and Inglourious Basterds. Will I be disappointed?about 7 hours agofrom web
Time to feel depressed again and stock up on booze.about 7 hours agofrom web
Wow. I'm completely out of it - thanks to living in my own little secluded world. I just realized my birthday is two days away. *snicker*about 7 hours agofrom web
Pennsyltucky. Come here to experience brain rot first hand and die a slow death.10:40 AM Nov 28thfrom web
Best thing I've heard in four days, "Bye grandma!" which means...landlady's loud ass demon spawn are finally leaving. Peace. Blessed peace.10:21 AM Nov 28thfrom web
RT @charitywater: Thanks for the response! Looking for more volunteers in NYC 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. as well. Call if you can help: 646 688 23232:20 PM Nov 25thfrom Echofon
Trying to leave the house and I can't find my keys anywhere. Fucking brilliant.11:20 AM Nov 25thfrom web
RT @MuseumModernArt: Instead of football watch Tim Burton on Charlie Rose Thanksgiving night! 11pm in NYC; other cities check local list ...10:34 AM Nov 25thfrom web
Apparently Smurfit-Stone is a real company. Smurfit? *snicker*10:16 AM Nov 25thfrom web