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  1. Roasted veggies and orange infused quinoa. No pie for me. Yay.
  2. Now I have the "Weeds" theme song stuck in my head. Seriously brain...give it a rest.
  3. Oh Lady Gaga please get out of my head. Thank you.
  4. It's that time of the year - make your own snowflake! http://www.popularfront.com...
  5. http://twitpic.com/rhfj7 - How to make a swine flu mask at home...
  6. Bleh. That's enough for me.
  7. Coffee and Inglourious Basterds. Will I be disappointed?
  8. Time to feel depressed again and stock up on booze.
  9. Wow. I'm completely out of it - thanks to living in my own little secluded world. I just realized my birthday is two days away. *snicker*
  10. *yawn*
  11. Pennsyltucky. Come here to experience brain rot first hand and die a slow death.
  12. Best thing I've heard in four days, "Bye grandma!" which means...landlady's loud ass demon spawn are finally leaving. Peace. Blessed peace.
  13. Absolutely nothing. That's my update.
  14. Happy thanksgiving Tweeters!
  15. RT @charitywater: Thanks for the response! Looking for more volunteers in NYC 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. as well. Call if you can help: 646 688 2323
  16. Lovely but no pot of gold... http://twitpic.com/qwvrw
  17. @ToxicMelvin ha maybe but I needed my car key :) no worries - I found them!
  18. Trying to leave the house and I can't find my keys anywhere. Fucking brilliant.
  19. RT @MuseumModernArt: Instead of football watch Tim Burton on Charlie Rose Thanksgiving night! 11pm in NYC; other cities check local list ...
  20. Apparently Smurfit-Stone is a real company. Smurfit? *snicker*