@helena I saw that earlier. I'm not much of an art deco guy for places like that. For $5.8MM, I want a lazy river and a bowling alley.

@ObiJuanCanobi It's no pool. It's an ocean, my friend.

favorite line from a sale movie-Alec Baldwin Glengarry Glen Ross "who am I - I'll tell you who-my watch costs more than your car-that's who

More planets! cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/…

Facebook IPO filing expected next week. Winklevoss twins will be watching CNBC with sound off and Adele playing.

Google thinks I'm a guy and Hulu thinks I own a car, so I'm not worried about the robots taking over any time soon.

This guy is my hero. Q&A with Bear Grylls backpacker.com/bear-grylls-in…

The comment section beneath a photo on someone else's facebook wall is the best forum in which to politically enlighten the world.

@gummiskye Haha. Lazy Friday?

Cuties in a cage. instagr.am/p/lBnTX/

I really want to respond to this, but... “@Huth: A smart person knows what to say; a wise person knows whether or not to say it.”

New idea! Name your part of the country Silicon ______ and all of a sudden we will take your tech scene seriously.

@JenFriel OMG. You okay?

Yes, but only in the Yay Area. “@daisy: Everybody says, "YAY!!!!!" every single time a glass of wine is delivered to the table, right?”

There's no point in screwing things up halfway.

Still four of them? What was the point of the last debate if no one was executed? #cnndebate

Time for something new and different. (at @TempestBarSF) — path.com/p/YUKTP

@mulligan @SFFerryBuilding How's the wifi? I may join you a little later.

@tristanwalker There is no need for discussion. Your declaration works just fine. cc/@deliboard

The Grateful Dead's Bob Weir has reopened Sweetwater Music Hall in the Bay Area: bitly.com/y39Swd