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  1. Dear internet, sometimes I hate you and all your connectedyness. You make it so easy to make things difficult. <3 me. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. RT @MarisaLasVegas: "If they ever come up with exoskeletons 4 humans, I totally want to ride motorcycles."-Britt | try: http://bit.ly/4CNnVw about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Late to bed, early to rise... Wait, how does it go again? 12:30 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  4. They just sold us the wrong movie tickets. The movie we aren't actually seeing will make more money while the theater makes less. 8:13 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  5. In the wilds of the outback, waiting for foods. Cinema in a bit. 7:28 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  6. RT @drnikki: @modulist I'm with you - 5 days of work in 3 days. - you mean you guys didn't work through the weekend? where's the work ethic? 10:03 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  7. I've met 3 different girls in the last few dreams I recall. I think my subconscious is trying to tell me something. Suck it, subconscious. 1:05 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  8. @darkdisco Nightmares definitely suck, but I'd rather remember a bad dream than no dream. (because remembering seems so infrequent.) 11:59 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to darkdisco
  9. Driving to rescue @MissElizabeth from car-related troubles. ...but will we get to her in time? 9:08 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  10. I've experienced a resurgence in my dreams lately. tonight will hopefully continue this new trend. 1:25 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  11. First, coffee. Then Snow Jam ...for a Brian Head lift ticket. Snow season is upon us. I <3 snow 4:20 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  12. “I really have to choose between seeing Quentin Tarentino or Obama in person tomorrow? Ok what would u do?” -@macstarr - Tarantino, ftw 3:48 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  13. Caution: Hot http://twitpic.com/qb4pk 6:42 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  14. Cruising slowly in unusual traffic on the way to take @Nom1c to an airplane. It was a cop that looked to have pulled someone over all along. 6:37 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  15. Et tu, Chipotle? Cooking failures could probably be learning experiences if I could string them closer together. 7:21 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  16. Chorizo: 1, me: 0. I'll get you next time, chorizo! In other news, cilantro: 1, me: 0. I guess these burritos are *okaaay* 7:12 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  17. out-of-context @Nom1c quote: "that's why I always have to know where the gay is." 8:15 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  18. “Love is like the open sea.” -@MarisaLasVegas ...wild, isolated and dangerous? 8:14 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  19. RT @druidian: just found the most awesome deal ev4r: http://ping.fm/XfOXF - seriously. you don't wanna miss out, guys 12:55 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  20. decaf coffee is so completely soulless that it actually drains the spirit of regular coffee when you mix them together. :: sigh :: 12:38 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie