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  1. My flatmate just exploded a nuclear bomb and then shot his former friend (now an irradiated zombie) in the face! Normal kind of night.
  2. Hmmm, my 'get up and go' time has got up and gone. That can't be good.
  3. This bed is warm. Out of bed is not warm. There's a choice to be made here...
  4. @NPBradley @mudlarklives Has @charlottetwitts finished packing yet? WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE SHOOES? Jan 8 sounds fun
  5. Listening to Band Aid 20. Disturbingly, have just discovered the first 'feed the world' sounds like the old man from Family Guy...
  6. Yay Christmas lunch! Was happy as I managed to get 2 separate submissions to Ministers today. Then realised had 1 briefing for 2morrow. Sad.
  7. Brrrrrr! Methinks this was a bad time for the boiler to stop working. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
  8. Todays products were purchased at the cost of my own sanity...
  9. @mikeybaer Square Pie indeed. And an HTC HD2! Never done iPhone. @marplesmarbles Blackbird pie tomorrow...
  10. I just had sprouts in a pie. I love this place...
  11. Help! Stuck in the bra section of House of Fraser! Think of that episode of Father Ted, but a bit gayer...
  12. Christmas shopping at Westfield! Let the Fun Day of Fun commence!
  13. Why is the world quite so spinny today...
  14. Shhhhhh! Too loud! ----> RT @gayrath @misterphipps is a little delicate this morning so everyone stay nice and quiet. Shhhhhhh.
  15. Off to the Knights Templar for the OUT Christmas party! Woo! And, even better, the filming of Vice World 10 has begun....
  16. RT @StuGoldsmith: #whovianchristmas #whomas http://yfrog.com/1ewcqj COME ON!
  17. There comes a time in every man's life when you have no choice but to throw the tangled Christmas lights across the room...
  18. @eco_retro If the postman knocks four times, run away as fast as you can...
  19. My bowler hat is already on standby... http://bit.ly/4QGzDy
  20. Question, Tweeples. Is a Labia really one up from a Ford Capris?