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  1. annoyed. by a terrible headache. and a broken cell phone. 1:06 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  2. is foxdevilswild. because he got speed trapped. on his way to work. on a frikkin sunday afternoon. 5:16 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  3. yikes. somebody just broke his arm and shoulder while bench pressing next to me. not a sound you wanna hear. wish him all the best... 10:54 AM Nov 20th from mobile web
  4. cleveland gegen baltimore. das ist wie bielefeld gegen bochum. für feinschmecker. only. #nfl #monday #night #failball 6:31 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  5. save a horse, kill some cowboys! go, pack, go! 12:57 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  6. wife: off to the movies. me: babysitting and watching college football. cheers to petit bourgeois. no sarcasm. seriously. 1:21 PM Nov 14th from web
  7. watching: wolverines vs. badgers. on german tv. realizing: german commentators should stick with soccer. honestly. 11:58 AM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  8. off to nerd palace. 9:12 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. today's lecture: funny names 101. featuring: bertrand baguette. guess where he is from. france? would be too easy. he a belgian race driver 1:35 AM Nov 12th from web
  10. german national team goalkeeper robert enke reportedly commited suicide. 11:53 AM Nov 10th from Twitterrific
  11. @martinhoffmann oha, very long time ago! 11:49 AM Nov 10th from Twitterrific in reply to martinhoffmann
  12. kareem abdul-jabbar diagnosed with rare form of leukemia. @kaj33 already receiving treatment. 5:06 AM Nov 10th from web
  13. got professionally swine flued. 7:54 AM Nov 9th from web
  14. football association of thailand - ironically shortend fat - signs deal with mcdonald’s. so: fat footballers will receive free burgers. nice 5:18 AM Nov 9th from web
  15. did anybody see my headphones. or my head, respectively? 1:42 AM Nov 9th from web
  16. thank you, express train. for not expresstraining me to work. mind the sarcasm. 11:08 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  17. packers? buccaneers! are. you. kidding. me. 1:17 PM Nov 8th from web
  18. ooops. i almost started the carolina defense at fantasy football. versus the saints. accidentally. not the best idea, to bench pittsburgh... 6:01 AM Nov 8th from web
  19. the end of the freakshow: haye dominates valuev. 3:05 PM Nov 7th from Twitterrific
  20. its a 31:28 wisconsin win. go, badgers! 12:22 PM Nov 7th from mobile web