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  1. Off to the bus.about 9 hours ago from web
  2. Too sick to go to work today, but not sick enough to justify staying home. Such quandaries.about 9 hours ago from web
  3. Mr. Tebit! Must have saw a worm! #privateeyesabout 9 hours ago from web
  4. Ooh. That's a snake-in-the-box. #privateeyesabout 18 hours ago from web
  5. Do I look like I have stupid written all over my face? #dumbquestions12:02 PM Nov 8th from web
  6. Does your dog bite? #dumbquestions (Say it in an Inspector Clouseau accent)12:01 PM Nov 8th from web
  7. Why do we have to do this? #dumbquestions12:01 PM Nov 8th from web
  8. Are we there yet? #dumbquestions12:01 PM Nov 8th from web
  9. What are you doing? #dumbquestions12:00 PM Nov 8th from web
  10. Weird dream. I had to pretend to be a South African building restoration specialist to get a job. A dumpy female building specialist.6:08 AM Nov 7th from web
  11. I think I ate a light bulb. #privateeyes6:08 PM Nov 6th from web
  12. Now I'm feeling corpse-like. Can't tell if it's because I'm sick or because I read that Richard Nixon book.8:31 PM Nov 4th from web
  13. @ZukiFam You certainly weren't corpse-like at church today. Glad to see you're back among the living.6:11 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to ZukiFam
  14. http://tinyurl.com/yzecuvq Cokesbury Party Blog invites you to celebrate the Fourth of July with Everlasting Gobstopper vigilance.6:10 PM Nov 1st from web
  15. @amichaelmurray Alan, take a long walk today, in some of the mugger-free zones. Relax. You'll do us proud.7:25 AM Nov 1st from web
  16. So Alan, how is NYC this morning?7:24 AM Nov 1st from web
  17. I may as well say this here, since it'll be just as effective: "Isaac, come get dressed."7:22 AM Nov 1st from web
  18. Uncharted heads to Columbia University: http://tinyurl.com/yazyhc99:02 PM Oct 31st from web
  19. @amichaelmurray If all else fails, just envision your entire audience sitting in their underwear. NOTE: NOT recommended with engineers.2:45 PM Oct 31st from web
  20. Why is it the kids are soooooo excited about their Halloween costumes UNTIL it's officially time to wear them (trick-or-treating, carnival)?2:23 PM Oct 31st from web