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  1. Headline of the week from Jalopnik: Saab Officially Børked http://jalopnik.com/5429575/ #carpocalypse #saab
  2. Enjoying some beer at VPB with Amanda. Could be worse ways to spend my Christmas bonus!
  3. ahhhh CHEWBACCA! WHAT A WOOKIEE!
  4. Mmmmm...trans fat...
  5. I wanted a Dew so badly that I was feeding $1.55, mostly in pennies, into the self-checkout at Shaw's to get one.
  6. But all's well that ends well, I'm eating the replacement Baconator right now, & I wrote to Wendy's thanking them for going the extra mile.
  7. Then when I was half finished, it dawned on me...THERE WAS NO BACON! How can I not notice the lack of bacon? I musta been really hungry.
  8. I had ordered a triple Baconator and got a regular triple cheeseburger. At first I thought when did they put veggies on the Baconator?
  9. Wendy's screwed up my order and I didn't realize it until the burger was half eaten. BUT! they made it right after I brought it up front.
  10. Hey CNN...I fully expect to see videos of FUCKING FISTFIGHTS from Black Friday. Just sayin'.
  11. @edible_hat It's also 24 degrees here...but the bad news is, that's 24 degrees Fahrenheit. Brrr.
  12. I hear that Buick may be giving the Regal 2.0T a stick as an option. If they do, that may very well be my next car.
  13. I so <3 Target.
  14. You know, I keep forgetting why I don't go to West Leb on Saturdays. The idiot drivers keep reminding me, though.
  15. Got our seats...the show is about to begin!
  16. RT @rompenni Just because #FortHood shooter was a Muslim doesn't automatically mean he's a terrorist. We need not be so quick with labels.
  17. Just dodged a major bullet in my Accounting 202 test (browser crashed and I was locked out). Finished within the time limit & did well. #fb
  18. @thesoup Don't you mean (to borrow a phrase from a spinoff) the best five days of Soup ever...this week?
  19. Vodka!
  20. Grand total of trick-or-treaters this year: 1.