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@Gregwaa THERES NO TIME FOR SLEEP SIR! FOR TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAYS SHOOTING YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT YET!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!about 8 hours agofrom twhirl
A guy just ran past me at a speed that can only be classed as 'accidently killed girlfriend'about 9 hours agofrom txt
I have proclaimed myself in line to be king of the junkyard people in order to get my hands on gold....about 16 hours agofrom txt
off to pay my last debt to anyone official. then its just loan sharks and burning i.o.u's ive written to hookers ive killed....about 22 hours agofrom twhirl
watching a compilation of cut scenes from the sega cd game "double switch" and growing ever happier that i didnt get one as a kid...4:15 PM Jul 13thfrom twhirl
Brain appears to be working like the data blast at the end of bad influence. Just need a vcr with slo-mo4:17 AM Jul 13thfrom txt
One fox runs, the other wonders what its running from. The stupid ones taste yummy...8:03 PM Jul 12thfrom txt
only one man is dumb enough to play ray parker jr, wu-tang, pulp, h20 and prince back to back....1:45 PM Jul 12thfrom txt
right, thats that decided. the flashbacks are too much, i'm going back into my old place of work for the coffee cup i left behind.10:09 AM Jul 12thfrom twhirl
Doing the walk thru the parade of twats at 4am. The @jamessharpe rule: past the bridge and youre safe8:22 PM Jul 11thfrom txt
This week im doubting the level of skill it takes to be a dubstep mc4:15 PM Jul 11thfrom txt
Has headphones on in the chinese so i cant hear the muzak version of 'everything i do i do it for you'9:37 AM Jul 11thfrom txt
