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  1. my branch is on yr jaw! check it nice! 9:08 PM Apr 28th from mobile web
  2. andy milonakis is rapping on my gmail! lets get some thai food brotha! 9:07 PM Apr 28th from mobile web
  3. ttenage wasteland is teenage love! 9:06 PM Apr 28th from mobile web
  4. needs a new set a ears! turns out im not a reasonable listener! helps! 9:05 PM Apr 28th from mobile web
  5. You should never go to bed mad. Its much better to stay up and fight! 4:39 PM Apr 16th from web
  6. After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone." 4:16 PM Apr 16th from web
  7. picked up the new pelecanos 'the turnaround' spotted what could possibly have been the sweetest puerto rican girl ever! 2:59 PM Apr 12th from mobile web
  8. just spotted arron rose having lunch @ juniors! dekalb &flatbush I said a real quick hello! 2day was a great afternoon! 2:52 PM Apr 12th from mobile web
  9. union pool me bert dave death and raekwon! 10:44 PM Apr 10th from mobile web
  10. is rocking a headband 2 sleep playing doubles with david foster wallace going to a squeeze concert with ian curtis cooking pasta with Beck! 10:04 PM Apr 10th from mobile web
  11. there's not enough tubberware out there to handlew being single in new york city! talk about leftovers! my fridge is already packed! helps! 4:46 PM Apr 8th from mobile web
  12. @home watching Frontline Reading lastest issue of New York Mag drinking detox tea! Basically Bush allowed his Saudi friends 2steal billions! 6:35 PM Apr 7th from mobile web
  13. there's a darkness at the edge of brooklyn! 10:27 PM Apr 6th from mobile web
  14. someone open a bar closer to my crib! I need a place that Im able 2 crawl home 2 on my hands and knees! maybe even the electric slide! Wooo! 9:53 PM Apr 6th from mobile web
  15. headbanging with faith and lauren at rope! its like happy days! 9:36 PM Apr 6th from mobile web
  16. there is nothing worse then trying to make 24hrs work on 2hrs sleep! 8:05 AM Apr 6th from mobile web
  17. http://twitpic.com/2wxss - I can't help but agree with this... 7:32 AM Apr 6th from TwitPic
  18. dutch Drs discovered heterosexuals having sex with MRIscanners on that the missionary position causes the penis 2curve like a boomerang! 7:26 PM Apr 5th from mobile web
  19. dutch DRS discovered heterosexuals having sex in MRI scanners found that the missionary position causes the penis to curve like a boomerang! 7:25 PM Apr 5th from mobile web
  20. orphaned infant chimps who are cared 4 by loving humans r smarter than human babies research has discovered! 7:20 PM Apr 5th from mobile web