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  1. really hoping the way i'm feeling has more to do with lack of sleep and less to do with the rod that fell on my head
  2. great article questions the value of citizen journalism... by @paulcarr http://bit.ly/4BMTC4 via @charlesarthur via @deanwhitbread
  3. i feel like i got back the hour i lost last weekend. for that i celebrate with breakfast and sleep all day!
  4. I'd probably get beat up a lot too
  5. I'd I were a dj I'd mix the old Tracy Ullman "Go Home" line and play I until dumbasses listened.
  6. 4am, parking lot, very ugly thing
  7. And when I say to go fuck yourself, I mean to do so with no joy.
  8. pondering the level on the awkward/unnatractive-ometer of giant faux bling on the men vs. women in heels they can't walk in #coatcheck
  9. @captaincrazy http://twitpic.com/oq67r - Dude! Super empire cock building!
  10. Tonight when the fighting starts I'm not ducking #projectile #challenge
  11. Sometimes I pit the miseries of #coatcheck against waitressing in a theme restaurant in San Francisco as enemies in a joust. No survivors.
  12. Sometimes when I get bored in #coatcheck I redesign the club's signage.
  13. OH "My Grandma runs Linux"
  14. Wondering if my inability to discern conversation when in a loud environment and/or the extreme resulting frustration is clinical.
  15. @wankergirl getting tattooed at Saved Tattoo in Williamsburg, Brooklyn http://post.ly/BshD
  16. @wankergirl & @damiella at some media event http://post.ly/BmbT
  17. @banannie Congrats to Mr. B and family!
  18. Could you enjoy fellatio to the following music? http://bit.ly/WOuoE current after dinner conversation
  19. Apparently the Canadian version of Gremlins involved sodomy. I had no idea.
  20. pretty sure if i look in the freezer there is strawberry ice cream inside!