missricard
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If you're addicted to cigarettes, you're some big corporations pussy-whipped bitch.
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Mickey Mouse is now 81. He’s now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump’s head.
6:18 AM Nov 24th
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President Obama is getting ready to pardon the White House turkey: Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner.
6:15 AM Nov 24th
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Thurs is Thanksgiving. It's time to call your family and apologize in advance for all the things you’re gonna say to them when you get drunk
6:14 AM Nov 24th
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@ The goverment wants to run the way we flush our toilets.
6:01 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to boerschinger
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If Google made condoms, they would be paprika flavored.
8:57 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Don't do drugs, you'll get pregnant and die.
8:54 PM Nov 23rd
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The White House has announced that they no longer recognize Fox as a news organization, which puts them about 8 years behind the rest of us.
8:49 PM Nov 23rd
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Palin is gonna be on Oprah's show. Not to be outdone, John McCain is going on 'The Oz' show to get a prostate exam.
8:20 PM Nov 23rd
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And then President Obama went to China and you know, China is the world's third largest economy, right behind Japan and Oprah.
8:17 PM Nov 23rd
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@ RANDOM THOUGHTS! I'm just into that sort of thing.
8:14 PM Nov 23rd
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A new poll shows that President Obama's approval rate is now under 50%. 'Well, welcome to the club,' I said.
8:13 PM Nov 23rd
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The US Postal Service announced this week that it lost $3.8 billion this year. Here's the worst part. You know how they lost it? In the mail
8:10 PM Nov 23rd
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The United States healthcare bill. Listen to this: $849 billion, 2,000 pages. Sounds like a Donald trump prenup.
8:01 PM Nov 23rd
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Hillary Clinton tells Vogue magazine that she naps on command, like that. Especially when Bill asks if she's in the mood.
7:57 PM Nov 23rd
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Pancakes.
7:52 PM Nov 23rd
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Afghanistan's President Hamid Karzai was sworn in wearing Afghanistan's traditional clothing: Kevlar pants, a helmet and bulletproof vest.
7:49 PM Nov 23rd
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Obama is planning to pardon the White House turkey this Wednesday. 'Hey, that's great, I didn't know I did anything wrong' said Joe Biden.
7:46 PM Nov 23rd
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Palin released her book tour this week in MI, where more than 1000 people waited to meet her. Or, as Fox reported it, half a million people.
7:44 PM Nov 23rd
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If you're addicted to cigarettes, you're some big corporations pussy-whipped bitch.
7:38 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name Marisa Ricard
- Location Scottsdale, Arizona
- Web http://myspace.co...
- Bio I'm a biology dork (shh!), fashionista, who has a strange obsession with foreign trade, nice cars, shopping, cereal, and paranormal activity (say what!?)
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