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  1. I'll write something funny tomorrow, promise. http://fictiontruthandlies.... 36 minutes ago from web
  2. I do love this little ahole...on my lap like every morning... http://pic.gd/b8cad about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. Got 9 hours of sleep...also did something to my arm, in my SLEEP. Goddamn getting old. That's right I said it on Sunday. Goddamn it. about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. @PaulDRivers I love the neverending story and the visual of you dancing like a queen! about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. RT @VictoriaDahl: Oprah asks "What kind of woman watches porn?" What kind, INDEED?Dirties. --oh are we starting a club? about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. Also I'm only allowed so much gay in one lifetime. #lovingtruebloodisnotgayliketwilight about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. I tore thru the twight series but could give a fuck about the movie. I tend to not want to see a movie if I've read the books. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  8. @AirJunkie I know. Need to adjust my priorities! about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to AirJunkie
  9. @BimboBaggins http://pic.gd/adadf6 set their alarms 15 min before yours so they can perform their new duties LOL about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to BimboBaggins
  10. @cagequeen 0MG have to like go eat massive amounts of vicodin or candy now...#sadfuckingsong about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to cagequeen
  11. You know its hard to watch porn and sign up for sketchy websites when your teenager is home. Runescape addict. about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter
  12. @docnolz smoking menthols someone left at my house a month ago...all your fault! about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to docnolz
  13. @docnolz ha! I got both! about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to docnolz
  14. @docnolz can you bring me a cigarette too??? about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to docnolz
  15. @cagequeen aww talk to me, I'm lonely too. about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to cagequeen
  16. My car smells like the dead hooker from #fourrooms. Need to fix that, soon. *gag* about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter
  17. Had to wake toddler from her nap to go to bday party. What a fucking nitemare!!! She's in bed early so I don't have my own tantrum!!! about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter
  18. @docnolz call me...lol about 21 hours ago from web in reply to docnolz
  19. @WhyIsDaddyCryin oh so pitiful :( about 22 hours ago from web in reply to WhyIsDaddyCryin
  20. @PaulDRivers it's a trending topic... about 22 hours ago from web in reply to PaulDRivers