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  1. Language! This is the interwebs RT @shelbyhaggar: @Hags11 hahaha just added my nanna on twitter, how sad is that, nah she is fucking amazing about 22 hours ago via Power Twitter
  2. I [heart] the shit out of Andy Richter. Hard. And sometimes, from behind. I think he'd be ok with that. http://bit.ly/bS94bM 9:31 PM Mar 9th via Power Twitter
  3. @DougStanhope oh my god, Hennigan get away from the keyboard! 4:40 PM Mar 9th via Power Twitter in reply to DougStanhope
  4. I wish there was someone I could call for a no win, no cost court case I intend to be embroiled in soon... 3:58 PM Mar 9th via Power Twitter
  5. Choke a goat? It's easy if you sneak up on Nan. 6:29 AM Mar 9th via Power Twitter
  6. So. Many. Jokes. Must. Resistance... is futile! @Stiggeh My balls stopped dropping at 62 #dotdotdot 4:37 AM Mar 8th via Power Twitter
  7. Well if you think we're wasting this Thorazine you've got another thing coming... tourniquet? Anyone? #Oscars finished 9:34 PM Mar 7th via Power Twitter
  8. Ok, popcorn? Check. Toffee apples? Check. Syringe full of Thorazine? Checkity Check. Bring on the Oscars! 9:31 PM Mar 7th via Power Twitter
  9. RT @AIannucci: I'm sitting in front of Rupert Murdoch. What should I do to him? 8:36 PM Mar 7th via web
  10. @mrseancullen make sure you get her a pet asp to play with! Congratuwellations! 4:51 PM Mar 7th via Power Twitter in reply to mrseancullen
  11. This little girl reckons she's not lost. Reckons she's a 38yr old lady. Liddle kids lie! Looking for her Mum now. http://twitpic.com/172t7z 7:04 PM Mar 6th via Power Twitter
  12. RT @wolfcat: rt @alicam the best video I've found to show what the speed and intensity of the rain/hail was like in #Melbourne http://bi ... 1:27 AM Mar 6th via web
  13. RT @spikeriley: Papa taught me a song for Daddy: "Yankee Doodle stuck a fluffer in his hat and yelled at macaroni..." 1:18 AM Mar 6th via web
  14. @Stiggeh http://twitpic.com/16v6st - Hey! You found my goiter! Goo' Boy! 1:18 AM Mar 6th via TwitPic
  15. RT @PerfNorm: @toddbarry sorry Todd, I was onboard for your NYE countdown idea but I can't be seen creating a "dreamy" list...Think of t ... 3:38 PM Mar 5th via web
  16. So, I take it you don't WANT to come on stage and fondle our bees? Fine! Be like that! BE allergic! 5:09 AM Mar 5th via Power Twitter
  17. @simonpegg Mr. Show, Tenacious D, Ernie Kovaks, and ahem, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. You're welcome! x 4:57 AM Mar 5th via Power Twitter in reply to simonpegg
  18. RT @charltonbrooker: Saw ''4 Lions' last night. Like laughing self sick while intermittently being kicked in the nuts. Also: it's a fest ... 4:42 AM Mar 5th via web
  19. Busy morning, definitely going to teach Morag the Teetering Hen how to touch type. If she can not do it, we get to eat her. Hey! Hens sweat! 4:22 PM Mar 4th via Power Twitter
  20. RT @ConanOBrien: This morning I applied for a job at Home Depot, but they couldn’t find an apron big enough to fit over my head. Tomorro ... 4:16 PM Mar 4th via web
  • Name miss itchy
  • Bio Two fat tarts in tafetta frocks who love pluggin in their iPig and downloading some cool squeals.
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