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  1. Language! This is the interwebs RT @shelbyhaggar: @Hags11 hahaha just added my nanna on twitter, how sad is that, nah she is fucking amazing
  2. I [heart] the shit out of Andy Richter. Hard. And sometimes, from behind. I think he'd be ok with that. http://bit.ly/bS94bM
  3. @DougStanhope oh my god, Hennigan get away from the keyboard!
  4. I wish there was someone I could call for a no win, no cost court case I intend to be embroiled in soon...
  5. Choke a goat? It's easy if you sneak up on Nan.
  6. So. Many. Jokes. Must. Resistance... is futile! @Stiggeh My balls stopped dropping at 62 #dotdotdot
  7. Well if you think we're wasting this Thorazine you've got another thing coming... tourniquet? Anyone? #Oscars finished
  8. Ok, popcorn? Check. Toffee apples? Check. Syringe full of Thorazine? Checkity Check. Bring on the Oscars!
  9. RT @AIannucci: I'm sitting in front of Rupert Murdoch. What should I do to him?
  10. @mrseancullen make sure you get her a pet asp to play with! Congratuwellations!
  11. This little girl reckons she's not lost. Reckons she's a 38yr old lady. Liddle kids lie! Looking for her Mum now. http://twitpic.com/172t7z
  12. RT @wolfcat: rt @alicam the best video I've found to show what the speed and intensity of the rain/hail was like in #Melbourne http://bi ...
  13. RT @spikeriley: Papa taught me a song for Daddy: "Yankee Doodle stuck a fluffer in his hat and yelled at macaroni..."
  14. @Stiggeh http://twitpic.com/16v6st - Hey! You found my goiter! Goo' Boy!
  15. RT @PerfNorm: @toddbarry sorry Todd, I was onboard for your NYE countdown idea but I can't be seen creating a "dreamy" list...Think of t ...
  16. So, I take it you don't WANT to come on stage and fondle our bees? Fine! Be like that! BE allergic!
  17. @simonpegg Mr. Show, Tenacious D, Ernie Kovaks, and ahem, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. You're welcome! x
  18. RT @charltonbrooker: Saw ''4 Lions' last night. Like laughing self sick while intermittently being kicked in the nuts. Also: it's a fest ...
  19. Busy morning, definitely going to teach Morag the Teetering Hen how to touch type. If she can not do it, we get to eat her. Hey! Hens sweat!
  20. RT @ConanOBrien: This morning I applied for a job at Home Depot, but they couldn’t find an apron big enough to fit over my head. Tomorro ...