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  1. Ooh my phone auto corrects bars to bard. Apparently my phone is a recovering D&D player. 12:28 AM Aug 1st from Echofon
  2. Hoboken. What a funny little town. They have bard and stuff here too. Can you believe it? 12:27 AM Aug 1st from Echofon
  3. Sup Twitter. Good to be back. Making out like a retarded teenager in the street during a Friday morning rainshower urged me to share. 3:15 AM Jul 31st from Echofon
  4. Smokin on my stoop watchin a guy wax his car while blasting the superfly soundtrack. I love Bushwick. 12:32 PM Jun 4th from Echofon
  5. Christ on a cracker I am going to sleep like a log that overdosed on Valium. 12:43 AM Jun 4th from Echofon
  6. Speed dating at the bar today. Something about the drunken hook ups conceived from four minute talks really tickles my funny bone. 1:26 PM Jun 3rd from Echofon
  7. Just had a love connection through the open window of the bar. Come back cute girl with the pink streaks in your hair. 3:57 PM Jun 2nd from Echofon
  8. Alright. So scratch that. I'm only partying with college girls and bartenders from now. I made a ghastly amount of money tonight. 2:14 AM Jun 2nd from web
  9. Fun weekend. I'm only partying with college girls from now on. 4:23 PM Jun 1st from web
  10. Ugh. Fuck this party tonight. Taking my meager pay and blowing it on an afterhours and some russian slore. 12:27 AM May 29th from Echofon
  11. Well that was an interesting night. Probably in the gypsy sense of the word. 1:54 AM May 27th from Echofon
  12. New low: I am sore from playing lawn bocce. High: I'm pumping "The final countdown" into second avenue. 2:56 PM May 25th from Echofon
  13. Sunrises are so much better than sunsets. There's a lot less Jersey in a sunrise. 2:46 AM May 21st from Echofon
  14. Uhggggggggh. Why are there always french people at my bar? I checked, it is NOT my turn to train them. 12:35 AM May 21st from Echofon
  15. Record release party at soulgasm tonight. Packed already. Going to be a ridiculous night. 8:04 PM May 20th from Echofon
  16. Just saw Will Forte outside of my bar hilt having a smoke. I wanted to tell him not to make a MacGruber movie but he looked unreceptive. 3:07 PM May 20th from Echofon
  17. @commandoism @michaelroche I'm going to start tweeting my BAC levels. That's at least a little relevant amirite? 2:59 PM May 20th from Echofon in reply to commandoism
  18. I love how quiet my feed gets at night. Goddamn am I the only nocturnal creature I know? 1:52 AM May 20th from Echofon
  19. @caprovan careful, I hear that can lead to sleepcrime. 5:29 PM May 19th from Echofon in reply to caprovan
  20. @michaelroche oh my ass is still beautiful. It's just creeping ever closer to my inevitable end as a porn producer. 12:18 AM May 19th from Echofon in reply to michaelroche