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missallycat

  1. Didn't get carded when buying wine. I clearly need to start using more eye cream.
  2. Just snorted a line of sugar off my desk
  3. This sugar detox can kiss my ass. Where are the M&Ms?
  4. Me too! RT @Zensah: Anyone with a blog want to review @Zensah Long Sleeve Shirt? Winter is coming and you get to keep it for free. Please RT
  5. @stevestenzel That's what she said. :)
  6. @inVigorators I need a free pair of socks because I need something...ANYTHING...to hide my black toenails from marathon training. :)
  7. Ran into @nilloc1204 on leg 12 of the #ragnar relay. No pun intended. :)
  8. @Punkinrunner Where are you moving??
  9. My office smells like a kool-aid packet.
  10. @vmmayer GOOD LUCK TODAY!!
  11. I'm tired and frustrated. This is not a happy combination.
  12. Half ironman bib number is the same as Grandmas Marathon Of Doom bib number. Fuck.
  13. Just booked tickets to Boston. Super stoked!
  14. There's a fundraiser going on by my place - a DOG wash. How cute is that?
  15. Tell me, are you a badfish, too?
  16. Does this wetsuit make my butt look big? Wait. Don't answer that.
  17. Good news! Someone hacked into your bank account! You're fucked. Oh wait. I meant bad news.
  18. My boyfriend is taking an ice bath while eating ice cream. Chilled from inside out. :)
  19. @runnersrambles Amen to that!
  20. I've always wanted to drive a steamroller.