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  1. Yes, 4 those of u who are wondering, cats & children do count as family heirlooms-hair clippings in ziplock bags, on the other hand, do not.11 minutes ago from web
  2. If u plan 2 attend-please know: I have compromising photos of u-which I'll post online unless u bring a family heirloom wrapped in newsprint21 minutes ago from web
  3. I'm going to a conference in Chicago on how to build sustainable crime syndicates. My lecture "Extorting in the Dot-com Era" is on Saturday.22 minutes ago from web
  4. That's the issue no one's talking about-just reintroduce carnivorous predators, & natural selection would solve our healthcare problems.about 22 hours ago from web
  5. The insurance industry supported the provision too. It called for thousands of pumas, tigers and lions to be released in US cities & towns.about 22 hours ago from web
  6. The House of Representatives' healthcare bill is disappointing. It doesn't have the "culling" provision Gingrich and I have been working on.about 22 hours ago from web
  7. @lizajaneok In all seriousness, as a professional grant writer, what would it take for us to qualify for & apply for stimulus money?5:47 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to lizajaneok
  8. yeah, @browncoat_gater, it seems daunting, but it looks like i'm going to have to go after stimulus money the hard way: http://bit.ly/3XbSZ92:03 PM Nov 6th from web
  9. Anyone know how 2 apply for stimulus money? I do want 2 do something to help the economy. If one of u finds an application-i'll fill it out.1:55 PM Nov 6th from web
  10. Foreign minions won't be discriminated against-When we acquire US government $, we'll redistribute fairly according to who i like best.1:46 PM Nov 6th from web
  11. I told him 2 relax, go do some weeding in the Rose Garden & that i'd take care of it. Really i'm steering him 2 send stimulus $ 2 u minions.1:36 PM Nov 6th from web
  12. Just got off the phone with Barack-O. He's got his knickers in a knot over the 10% unemployment thing. He can get so wound up sometimes.1:28 PM Nov 6th from web
  13. no, @moondancer1626, the goat is not unsuspecting. I told him this might happen weeks ago. He's terminally ill anyway-he's said his goodbyes5:38 PM Nov 5th from web
  14. Stop your protests-there'll be no more humor. This is the dawn of a new era. I'm going to go sacrifice a goat to mark the occasion. Goodbye5:34 PM Nov 5th from web
  15. I hadn't been watching news. From now on i promise to adopt a somber tone. It's safer and more in keeping with the temperament of our times.5:30 PM Nov 5th from web
  16. Every time i start making jokes, someone points out that something terrible has happened in the world. Like the shooting at fort hood.5:27 PM Nov 5th from web
  17. By the way, the bloody taco suit was a terrible halloween idea. Everyone thought i was dressed as a used sanitary napkin.5:23 PM Nov 5th from web
  18. You think Galiezzo is a kid? I thought he was just a short guy with great ideas. That would explain a lot though, the tantrums, the mom.5:20 PM Nov 5th from web
  19. I'm launching an apparel line called: Mishap w/designer Galiezzo Anrnea-4 me it's just business but he's thrilled. http://twitpic.com/ofb755:15 PM Nov 5th from web
  20. Looks like i've got a giant tortilla to make for my Bloody Taco Suit. Good night. And Good Luck.8:54 PM Oct 30th from web