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  1. At the behest of the World Health Organization i'll be educating the british on the importance of latrines & the dangers of untreated water. 6:13 PM Nov 22nd from web
  2. Did u know that the UK played a central role in the 17th Century silk trade? Amazing that this forgotten island has such a rich history! 5:54 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. Heading back to the UK next week. For those who haven't heard of it, the UK is a small, third world island-monarchy just east of ireland. 5:44 PM Nov 22nd from web
  4. Gotta run. Sarah Palin just barged in. She's doing a fashion show for me and "DESPERATELY NEEDS" my advice on picking a new pair of shorts. 5:10 PM Nov 18th from web
  5. no, @thisfishfloats, of course i'm not swearing off all prostitutes, just hotel ones--the "incidentals" are maxing out my visa. 4:51 PM Nov 18th from web
  6. It looks like a lot of you are on a mission to #FINDTHECOLT. I hope you do. I hate to think of a baby horse lost and dodging traffic. 4:47 PM Nov 18th from web
  7. The conference took a lot out of me, but i'm finally back on my feet. On my word, I am swearing off hotel prostitutes for good this time. 4:42 PM Nov 18th from web
  8. Yes, 4 those of u who are wondering, cats & children do count as family heirlooms-hair clippings in ziplock bags, on the other hand, do not. 1:34 PM Nov 9th from web
  9. If u plan 2 attend-please know: I have compromising photos of u-which I'll post online unless u bring a family heirloom wrapped in newsprint 1:24 PM Nov 9th from web
  10. I'm going to a conference in Chicago on how to build sustainable crime syndicates. My lecture "Extorting in the Dot-com Era" is on Saturday. 1:23 PM Nov 9th from web
  11. That's the issue no one's talking about-just reintroduce carnivorous predators, & natural selection would solve our healthcare problems. 3:51 PM Nov 8th from web
  12. The insurance industry supported the provision too. It called for thousands of pumas, tigers and lions to be released in US cities & towns. 3:41 PM Nov 8th from web
  13. The House of Representatives' healthcare bill is disappointing. It doesn't have the "culling" provision Gingrich and I have been working on. 3:38 PM Nov 8th from web
  14. @lizajaneok In all seriousness, as a professional grant writer, what would it take for us to qualify for & apply for stimulus money? 5:47 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to lizajaneok
  15. yeah, @browncoat_gater, it seems daunting, but it looks like i'm going to have to go after stimulus money the hard way: http://bit.ly/3XbSZ9 2:03 PM Nov 6th from web
  16. Anyone know how 2 apply for stimulus money? I do want 2 do something to help the economy. If one of u finds an application-i'll fill it out. 1:55 PM Nov 6th from web
  17. Foreign minions won't be discriminated against-When we acquire US government $, we'll redistribute fairly according to who i like best. 1:46 PM Nov 6th from web
  18. I told him 2 relax, go do some weeding in the Rose Garden & that i'd take care of it. Really i'm steering him 2 send stimulus $ 2 u minions. 1:36 PM Nov 6th from web
  19. Just got off the phone with Barack-O. He's got his knickers in a knot over the 10% unemployment thing. He can get so wound up sometimes. 1:28 PM Nov 6th from web
  20. no, @moondancer1626, the goat is not unsuspecting. I told him this might happen weeks ago. He's terminally ill anyway-he's said his goodbyes 5:38 PM Nov 5th from web