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  1. 2 Bloody Mary's with the late lunch replaced the earned macademia caramel chocolate cluster. Did I make the right choice?
  2. Joy! I can now have another macademia caramel chocolate cluster, for I just placed 2nd for my age group in the 5K race.
  3. “Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.” Winston Churchill #quote (via @ChrisRudd)
  4. The 40 million children who just didn't exist - http://TwitPWR.com/xkK/ (via @IOCC)
  5. Oprah's departure presents problem for TV stations http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_1...
  6. 7 Steps To A Google Top Ten Rank http://ping.fm/s2Fq8 (via @SEO_SPECIALIST) Excellent #SEO #Info here. You're welcome! #Google
  7. "Circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him." Wayne Dyer #quote #p2 #Life #Business
  8. Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus? A. At the circus, the clowns don’t talk. #humor
  9. Q. What’s the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature. #quote #humor
  10. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: About 45 minutes... #Humor #quote #p2
  11. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 45 pounds! #humor #quote
  12. @dkasrel @Bioidenticals4U @YoCardio @MarilynUrso @health_club @KarenKinnaman @ires @Portnik @vanillasuicide Thank you for the RT's & support
  13. @MarbellaFamily @Dogfatherfrank @Terrillific @rhpritchard @LMEfficiency @fartydotnet @gen_kenig @blamping @Dr_Samuels Thank you for the RT's
  14. Hot Tip: Pure Entertainment + Knowledge = http://bit.ly/Mirela #Info #HotTip #Life #Business #Humor #RealEstate #MyrtleBeach #p2
  15. Success in life is not how well we execute Plan A; it's how smoothly we cope with Plan B. ~ Sarah Breathnach RT @haforhope RT @Silixell #p2
  16. Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro? A. Fill it with gas. #humor #p2
  17. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. #humor
  18. Q: Why won't sharks attack attorneys? A: Professional courtesy. #humor #quote #funny #p2
  19. Q: What did the blonde say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"
  20. Love is the imagination's victory over intelligence. H. L. Mencken (via @Pearlydean) #quote #humor #p2