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  1. The presenters on the Postal Gold ('We turn your gold into CASH!') adverts look literally hungry for gold.
  2. 'The motor vibrates like no hand can.' This was said in an advert for MASCARA. What sort of world is this?
  3. So glad I sat down to that. First game I've managed to catch in a while. Now to tidy room while catching up on Newsnight Review.
  4. Oh my god, the BEST game of Deal or no Deal ever. Uncanny. Ridiculous. Amazing. Obviously luck. But still.
  5. @msgracefh Yes. And with different pauses and tones.
  6. Noel tries to put a different emphasis on 'Welcome to Deal or no Deal' every time. How dramatic.
  7. 'If there's any justice in the world you have got to be in the final tomorrow.' #firstworldproblem #xfactor
  8. I have yet to see the whites of Cheryl's eyes. #whensmokeyeyesgowrong #xfactor
  9. @Kimothy_88 I thought George Michael acted like a bit of a tit when Dermot asked questions afterwards! But yes. It was very good.
  10. Dannii's eye makeup makes her look unwell. #xfactor
  11. Ie JOE-MC-EL-DRY JOE-MC-EL-DRY JOE-MC-EL-DRY JOE-MC-EL-DRY.... *cue man's deep voice* JOE MCELDERRY!!!! #xfactor
  12. In the blue montages for each person, does anyone else sing the name of the singer to the dramatic music they put over the top? #xfactor
  13. 'Are you bright dancing?' NO. NOBODY IS. SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE PROMOTING A TREND THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. #xfactor
  14. During each song, why is there a screensaver in the background? #xfactor
  15. Burst into floods of tears when Brian kissed Ali on the lips. And again when they got five 10s from the judges. Waaaaaah, such a wreck. #scd
  16. Got taken to York's BEST cafe today. It's not really a cafe. It's more like a stately home.Truly a hidden gem http://www.grayscourtyork.com
  17. @Uncleking Spiffy indeed, but Gene Kelly can tapdance on roller skates http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aus1PA5-SyI
  18. If you don't find this heart-warming then you have no heart at all. This child is magical. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMWX--UJZ4
  19. RT @watsoncomedian: Get Minchin to christmas number one: http://bit.ly/8qKau1
  20. @authoratlarge Congrats and further good luck!