Profile_bird

Hey there! minusman is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving minusman's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

minusman

  1. @BadAstronomer Also the one instance where "doubling down" is a good strategy.
  2. War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. AMBROSE BIERCE (via @qikipedia)
  3. Bobby Jindal shits on the children of Louisiana. Must be a Republican Governor Fail-a-thon underway. http://bit.ly/HqX9D
  4. Apparently modern Americans only know the word "hock" as a piece of meat. It's like they never heard of pawn shops OR loogies. What a world.
  5. @laurengonzalez A joke stops being funny eventually... but a freak show never ends.
  6. Catfight in my backyard sounds brutal. Hope I don't have to clean up any bodies in the morning.
  7. @BadAstronomer I think it has something to do with the awesomeness involved. Also, sharks eating people is funny.
  8. @onestrangeway If I hadn't just sworn off buying more t-shirts this evening, I would be all over these. There are at least 3 I really like.
  9. There used to be a zine called "Everything I Touch Turns to Shit and Garbage." It was not about Tim Burton, but it could have been.
  10. Entertainment Weekly listed "24 terrific comedy teams." Spade and Farley are on it, Laurel and Hardy are not. Cultural illiteracy sucks ass.
  11. There is a video out there called "Lord Vader of the Dance," but is inferior to my Riverdancing Vader idea and just sucks in general,
  12. Brilliant idea of the morning: Lord Vader of the Dance. Riverdancing Vader/Stormtroopers. Someone with money should film it and credit me.
  13. There's a Twitter client for the Commodore 64 now. I guess Twitter has finally been legitimized. Congrats! I think.
  14. Phrase of the day (so far): "CTA Handjob."
  15. @buddyhead These guys ask people to call them in the title bar of their site...I'm sure Buddyhead wants to get in touch http://bit.ly/90QG9
  16. My laptop won't wake up after sleeping now. I've had to reboot half a dozen times in the last 4 hours. Annoying to say the least.
  17. @onestrangeway Needs more hippos. See http://www.ebaumsworld.com/...
  18. Thank you Brian Wilson for showing us the majesty of the wood block.
  19. In studio with Mike Salvatori, working on music for the Next Big Thing.
  20. Getting ready to go to the recording studio and adjust some audio. And think about music. And sound FX. And all sorts of other stuff.