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  1. You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
  2. In makeup chair, playing a strung out prostitute. Fun makeup! I look scary (but not as scary as a clown)
  3. Don't ever neglect love letters...everything is worth a little more when you put it in writing :)
  4. "My diary is one long love letter to you"--Lilly Wust.
  5. In the mood to curl up in bed and write love letters but alas, work beckons.
  6. RT @capricecrane: No man is an island. But the obese man in the hotel jacuzzi is trying *really* hard.
  7. RT @FoieGrasie: @PerezHilton The only thing better than a celebrity scandal to @PerezHilton is a celebrity death. Fucking vulture.
  8. @FoieGrasie Mithras...getting back to our Vedic roots this time of year ;-)
  9. @ChanelRyan It's the hazy weather I think...always makes me sleepy!
  10. "Love is a disease no one wants to get rid of. Those who catch it never try to get better and those who suffer do not wish to be cured."
  11. I'm a bit cantankerous lately. Cantankerous sounds better than "PMSing"
  12. Hillary Clinton would look hot with hair extensions. I'm just sayin'
  13. "Banish the black, burn the blue, and bury the beige, from now on girls, think pink."
  14. @FoieGrasie a night in LA makes me wax poetic, what can I say?
  15. ..a Hawaiian Tropic pageant or for your last resort, Hooters.
  16. ...and lurks in the once-hot night club, the Playboy Mansion (frantically clinging to his invite---"um really Hef, you KNOW me")...
  17. ...he weasels his way over the hill (the Hollywood Hills, but also a metaphor for how he's getting on his years)..
  18. ...sprays on some AXE body spray and grunts at his reflection in the mirror in his Ed Hardy best...
  19. He uses a multitude of hair products as he creeps out of his geographically undesirable one bedroom abode....
  20. ...and clings to the relics of his glory days, like high school football, that one semi-famous woman he used to date (who cannot recall him)