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  1. When I find out I'm dying from heart disease, I will consider tonight the tipping point.
  2. This Black Mountain album seems like subliminal propagana to make me want to shack up with a shiftless Canuck. #notbuyingavwmicrobus
  3. I love how a Maj7 chord instantly makes any progression sound like a Nick Drake song. #sadbastardsongwriter
  4. I got in two new CDs this week, and they are absolutely the perfect storm of melancholia. Damn.
  5. new comic up. http://minion-a.com
  6. *exhale*. Whew.
  7. I will be going to see Up in the Air by myself on Christmas, completely free of irony.
  8. Ron from Parks and Recreation is honestly one of my favorite tv characters ever.
  9. Who has two thumbs and refuses to stop until he can sing like Al Green? This guy.
  10. "well, I was thinking we could grab a burger, or go somewhere, get naked, and screw." - 'bottle shock'
  11. Just a friendly reminder: estimated 4,000 minor girls are brought *into* the US as sex slaves per year. Happy Monday. (US Gov. TIP Report)
  12. @andreagrimes wait...what? They don't have vcrs in your hometown?
  13. It's weird to think me and my arch-nemesis used this as a warm-up song in high school (also, Paul Gilbert! Yay!): http://bit.ly/gH9F7
  14. IMDB: solving the "where in the hell have I seen that guy before?" debate on couches everywhere.
  15. John Lithgow Naked: added to things I didn't need to see.
  16. is constantly losing the battle between "This movie looks horrible" and "Bryce Dallas Howard is really pretty." #terminatorsalvationblows
  17. My heart is a lightning rod, and my brain is gladly throwing bolts tonight.
  18. I wonder if The Leroy Jenkins Experience is taken as a band name?
  19. RT @timcarvell: I don't understand why the Thanksgiving Parade doesn't feature a giant inflatable Cloverfield. It seems like a natural fit.
  20. Enjoy your depressing family dynamics, everybody! I'll be relaxing with homemade pizza, beer, and UT Football. #asadbastardhaspriviledges