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  1. just read a story about a girl electrocuting herself while twittering in the bathtup and realized she hasn't updated in forever. 6:42 PM Jun 19th from web
  2. I went clubbing with my friend the other day... I know you THINK that sounds cool, but he's a seal hunter. 10:13 PM Apr 13th from web
  3. When a ninja gets stoned, it is referred to as a ganja. 1:41 PM Apr 12th from web
  4. Golf is the weed smoker's past-time. It's preferable to be on the green. 2:36 PM Apr 11th from web
  5. Baseball is the kleptomaniacs national past-time. It's the only sport wherein stealing is not only approved of, it's encouraged. 2:35 PM Apr 11th from web
  6. This just in: Studies indicate that a large majority of marriage-related fatalities occur when drive-thru weddings are crashed. 11:05 AM Apr 10th from web
  7. I'm hot to twat! 10:53 AM Apr 10th from web
  • Name Paige Schulteis
  • Location Hollywood, CA
  • Bio Politically and Biologically Incorrect transsexual stand-up comedian/film extra.
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