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  1. you WOULD have a french manicure on your toes, you dirty dirty whore of a sales woman.
  2. totally not in the mood for people hitting the "reply to all" button.
  3. omggg where are the bathroom keys i am going to pee my pants!!!
  4. stop trying to be fancy with your "facsimile". get real. it's a fucking fax.
  5. when did graphic design become a part of my job? someone should have really looked at how talentless i am at it before making the decision.
  6. I'M RIGHT HERE. I CAN HEAR YOU. AND YOU'RE WRONG. I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT FONTS I HATE YOU.
  7. "its a question about fonts. i'd ask her but i know she'd say she doesn't know." ARE YOU KIDDING ME DUDE I HELP COPY & PASTE ALL DAY?!
  8. just drank a tub of office crack (coffee & airborne).
  9. "i got a mcrib... it was deeeeelllicious."
  10. i'm just starting to tell people i can't fix it. doesn't matter what it is anymore, i can't fix it.
  11. until tomorrow amtrak. then you better muh'fuckin refund mah muh'fuckin money BITCHES.
  12. having a physical dispute with my office phone.
  13. half day of JACK SHIT. hollllllerrrz.
  14. bitch just because you pretend you're still in college doesn't make you smarter than i am.
  15. they call me "mom" around here. HA. if they only knew...
  16. coffee clockwork.
  17. supposedly excel makes things easier. that is a lie. excel is a shit storm of flusters & inherently EVIL. #FUmicrosoftandyourofficesuitetoo
  18. it ain't follow friday but it sure is good samaritan monday & i owe @alohanico some rubber band balls & my soul for at least a week.
  19. @alohanico serious ?! omg i can send you a bouquet of pens i procured at conferences in exchange!
  20. i wore a super short dress today. gotta schmooze my way into a google wave invite.