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  1. My uninformed musical opinions, face-eating chimps, and happy Thanksgiving! http://mimismartypants.com 10:38 AM Nov 24th from web
  2. Home from DIY craft fair. Let's just say I'm not the only bespectacled, skirted, cardiganed girl in Chicago. 12:10 PM Nov 21st from web
  3. @fiercecupcake Actually, no! I'm not a BlogHer member and I've never been to their thing. But I do know what's cool! Or I used to. 7:50 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to fiercecupcake
  4. It's never good when the leader of the meeting starts off with a talking-animal fable. 12:57 PM Nov 19th from web
  5. Death to all hover-ers and seat pee-upon-ers. Death, I say. Slow, tortuous death. 7:12 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. A short one! Written when I should have been doing something else! http://mimismartypants.com 1:13 PM Nov 16th from web
  7. @joeschmitt Five interceptions? More like Favre in a Cutler mask. (ooooh, ICE BURN.) 10:22 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to joeschmitt
  8. There's definitely something trucker-speed-ish about this cold medicine. Am I sure I got this at Walgreen's? 8:15 AM Nov 12th from web
  9. In which I prove that I am the exact opposite of a visual thinker: http://mimismartypants.com 11:42 AM Nov 9th from web
  10. Just to clarify, I'm not moving anywhere. The no-Target thoughts were just a bad dream. 9:05 AM Nov 7th from web
  11. Ashamed to admit that I feel a touch panicky at the thought of living in a place with no Target. 4:55 AM Nov 7th from web
  12. Let the kid-free weekend commence! Excuse me, I need to find that deck of nudie playing cards and finish my gangsta rap playlist. 8:51 AM Nov 6th from web
  13. Kid went with grandma happily, but first made a sad semi-Victorian request for a hanky spritzed with my perfume. 8:49 AM Nov 6th from web
  14. Breaking radio silence with the typical lazy-ass entry: post-holiday wrap-up! Learn about my sporty Halloween! http://mimismartypants.com 6:52 AM Nov 4th from web
  15. I am immature: When reviewing a proof with a production comment ("NOW 6 PAGES"), I had to add "AT THE SAME LOW PRICE!" 9:16 AM Nov 3rd from web
  16. Trying not to answer earnestly-emailed work questions with, "Don't be daft." But seriously. Must they be daft? 1:06 PM Nov 2nd from web
  17. @tehawesome I'm told that Guthrie phrase is written in the men's room at the Hideout. And underneath: "The urinal? Really? Wow." 8:19 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to tehawesome
  18. Different types of office lighting: I look terrible in the bathroom, okay in my office, and goddamn sexy in the elevator. 11:11 AM Oct 28th from web
  19. Crack cocaine, the trials of first grade, and why dogs are horrid: http://mimismartypants.com 4:03 AM Oct 26th from web
  20. @uppoppedafox Tegan is cuter than Sara. 4:29 PM Oct 21st from web in reply to uppoppedafox