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mimisaurus

  1. @Imnotjess I already got jumped on by a five year old. Welp. So much for that idea.
  2. I cannot go back to sleep. Srsly gais. U gais. Srsly.
  3. @CallMeBlue Reading is better for you anyways? ;) Have a safe trip, love! I'll see you when you get here.
  4. So, I guess @neilhimself can now call himself Neil Palmer? (This is kind of obvious, but I wanted to make sure.)
  5. @CallMeBlue YOU SHOULD JUST LIKE TELEPORT. HERE. NOW.
  6. The president of ODU is shorter than I thought he was going to be.
  7. Boxing is a very violent sport. #obvious #mannypacquiao
  8. I want a degree in Linguistics.
  9. It's @neilhimself's birthday and here I am leaving an invisible birthday greeting. Happy Birthday, favorite author ever.
  10. I am totally going through a quarter-life crisis.
  11. Every English major is obsessed with sex. Yes, american lit teacher, we are.
  12. Sylvia Plath has daddy issues. #obvious
  13. Sometimes I feel like I'm only witty online. Then again, this is also why I love the Internet.
  14. My car smells amazing. Febreeze for the motherfucking win.
  15. #tweetyoursixteenyearoldself Quit working so hard. It's useless. Go have some fun. You'll soon miss it.
  16. German class, why must you torture me so? I can't afford to lose the textbook, I really can't.
  17. Woke up today wondering if @neilhimself used "Goblin Market" as a backdrop for Stardust. Got sad b/c my question will never be answered.
  18. I did not ace my German midterm. I still need to accept this.