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  1. If bitten by a zombie, I'd last 1 hour and 26 minutes before becoming infected! http://su.pr/1GiCqW from the enchanting @oatmeal12:43 PM Jul 14th from web
  2. "Twitter recommends that you upgrade to the latest version of Internet Explorer." I'm using 8 retards!12:49 AM Jul 14th from web
  3. the indisputable @oatmeal tells me that I could take 46 baboons in a giant dildo fight! http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/... #oatmeal6:12 AM Jul 10th from web
  4. #listeningto Cage - Too Much3:30 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck
  5. #listeningto Apathy - Save the Day http://bit.ly/11C6AD8:55 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck
  6. Mimic: "I'm straight. Do you give a shit?". #mimicisstraight8:36 AM Jun 9th from web
  7. #crapsuperpowers The power of the Weevil.7:00 AM Jun 9th from web
  8. #crapsuperpowers The power to spawn tree branches that only you trip over.6:58 AM Jun 9th from web
  9. #crapsuperpowers The power to be captured and incapacitated instantly.6:58 AM Jun 9th from web
  10. #crapsuperpowers The ultimate power to turn my head into a boat and have a pig instantly grow off of my chest.6:57 AM Jun 9th from web
  11. Do you ever wonder if you're really all there is to you? Listen to "The Rise of Henry" http://twurl.nl/gziwt11:24 PM Jun 8th from web
  12. #3breakupwords "Sorry, you're ugly." "I'm gay now" "You're too flat."3:25 PM May 27th from web
  13. LOL RT: danibel: #3breakupwords I'm a man.3:22 PM May 27th from web
  14. #3wordsaftersex "Sorry, I pooped." "My dog's better.", "You're welcome, honey.", "That ALWAYS happens"3:20 PM May 27th from web
  15. #3wordsaftersex "My butt's leaking", "Where's my cock?" "PEANUT BUTTER SANDLES!!!" <- that would probably scare me3:16 PM May 27th from web
  16. #3wordsaftersex "Damn I missed", "Lets get Arbys", "I'm sad now", "That makes 1,527,424", "Where is it?"1:59 PM May 27th from web
  17. #3wordsaftersex "I lied, tiny."1:53 PM May 27th from web
  18. #3wordsaftersex "Damn you suck", "In your face!", "Let's get divorced", "I hate you", "Thank you Santa"1:51 PM May 27th from web
  19. #3wordsaftersex My mom's better1:50 PM May 27th from web
  20. #3wordsaftersex "Oops, still taping"1:47 PM May 27th from web
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