miltonline
- Feeling rather tipsy after 2 small glasses of beer. Remember I have a 4 year old blood system, so this might be illegal. #fbabout 3 hours ago from Tweetie
- Entered a £1000 comedy wordplay competition. Wrote 10 awesome puns, hoping 1 would win the prize. But...no pun in ten did.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
- @facesake Ooh we have a second Act! Am saving the seedy scene for the end.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to facesake
- Victorian Melondrama
Her: "Honeydew you hear me? We can't-elope!"
Him: "Wat-er-meloncholy day!"
(Curtain falls)
End Act 1about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
- @PhilipSheppard Please turn your shirt down, I am trying to record my plain cardigan.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to PhilipSheppard
- Have been recklessly swallowing watermelon seeds for >20yrs(as well as doing other things) & still no tree growing out of my head.Liars. #fbabout 13 hours ago from Tweetie
- Ladies only @bridgetx @MsInformation @aligtwit @Dianne_ @katesherrod @DrRachie @kateweb @CarrieP #followfriday (girls>boys incl.me)10:44 AM Jul 17th from web
- Ancient Egyptians were the first to create chocolate & the pyramid, but lacked the foresight to invent Toblerone.(Idiots) #fb10:16 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie
- So if I put together a fun/ironic party band playing exclusively 80s rock/pop tunes would that be a good thing? What might it be named?7:03 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie
- @KateSherrod if so I recommend TAMiflu!6:46 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie in reply to KateSherrod
- Tamtrum, n. The seething, jealous anger felt when unable to attend TAM "Sir, I'm in a capital tamtrum!"(1815 Austen) #TAM75:26 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- Bach>Mozart,Beatles>Stones,Mac>PC,Cats>=Dogs, Columbo>Quincy, Coffee>Alcohol,Fact>Fiction. Just one man's (correct) opinion.5:20 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- @SlauBeSharp Very nice. I will steal & call my own at a later date. Good day!4:52 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie in reply to SlauBeSharp
- Tamtrum, n. The seething, jealous anger one feels when unable to attend TAM "Sir, you're in a capital tamtrum!"(1815 Austen)1:02 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- FYI: Bach>Mozart, Beatles>Stones, Mac>PC, Cats>=Dogs, Columbo>Quincy, Coffee>Alcohol, Fact>Fiction. Just one man's opinion.12:44 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- So if I put together a fun/ironic party band playing exclusively 80s rock/pop tunes would that be a good thing? What would be a good name?8:57 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- “Acceptance of Evolution => eugenics” is equivalent to “Gravitational Theory => pushing people off cliffs”8:29 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- I love the greek look: Deep-set noble features, stocky physiques & lavish facial hair. The men look cool too.8:09 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- Bidet: The Earth Stood Still #hilariouslyreplacingtheworddaywithbidetinfilmtitles4:35 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- The Bidet of the Triffids #hilariouslyreplacingtheworddaywithbidetinfilmtitles2:41 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
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- Name Milton Mermikides
- Location London, England
- Web http://miltonmerm...
- Bio Guitarist, composer, coffeelooper and er...positively skeptical
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