millsbaker
- CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COME TO MY OFFICE BUILDING AND TAKE THE MALFUNCTIONING @SYDVISH UNIT AWAY BEFORE IT KILLS ME?3:38 PM Jul 8th from Tumblr
- I wish more congressional leaders had the guts to drunkenly smile for press photos w/ their stripper mistresses. http://tinyurl.com/lz42e61:57 PM Jul 8th from Tumblr
- @mattlanger (1) Welcome. (2) Your beard looks awesome!11:40 AM Jul 8th from Tumblr
- @wolfandfox We're sorry! The meth doesn't make itself, though.6:40 PM Jul 7th from Tumblr
- @mattlanger Want to joke about this so we can share a laugh, but don't understand it enough even for that. Find money? Get executive fatcat?3:51 PM Jul 7th from Tumblr in reply to mattlanger
- @MandieL Well, the Internet is always here for you, right?6:08 PM Jul 6th from Tumblr in reply to MandieL
- @MandieL It's a very common name in Japan, actually, for boys and girls. It means "Deity of the Western Shore of the River."6:05 PM Jul 6th from Tumblr in reply to MandieL
- @meaghano I thought I was 5'11" but Elle made it clear when we met that I was just 5'10". She used a tape measure. Really.11:04 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to meaghano
- @BillyDalto is changing the name of his blog to SEXIST NERD SHIT in lieu of DIATOM PARTY. Update your Rolodexes accordingly.9:36 PM Jul 5th from web
- @reconnoitre Your life, as you know it, is over; from now on everything will be different. Prepare to be awed.6:32 PM Jul 5th from Tumblr in reply to reconnoitre
- @bg5000 Thanks to nicotine alone, then, I'm a bayou Alger Hiss.8:52 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie in reply to bg5000
- Palin's attorney approaches phraseological illiteracy. "...power abhors a vacuum"? Really? Not nature? http://tinyurl.com/mmhv4u #pedant8:32 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- @onefootnthgrave I'm 28, too. Death now will be announced in the paper with "area man" or some such, but I don't feel like a man. Happy 4th!10:11 PM Jul 4th from Tumblr in reply to onefootnthgrave
- Am I the only one who tears up at massive fireworks displays? Finally: something new to ask my shrink!7:29 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- @MandieL So jealous!5:17 PM Jul 4th from Tumblr in reply to MandieL
- @mattlanger OHMYFUCKINGGOD. Well, that's it: I've switched teams.12:23 PM Jul 4th from Tumblr in reply to mattlanger
- Smoking turns me into a useless sack of miserable, half-functional organs pretty quickly. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK, and already +1 pack/day!6:41 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @meaghano I can't help but feel that this is a shot at me. Wait, do you even follow me?12:11 PM Jul 3rd from Tumblr in reply to meaghano
- @mattlanger Wait! When are you going? It's far as hell, but closer than MD. What's all this about? Whoa!8:55 AM Jul 3rd from Tumblr in reply to mattlanger
- @seanbest Atta-boy! As the man says, don't take any guff from these swine.3:20 PM Jul 2nd from Tumblr in reply to seanbest
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