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  1. My mother looks like Shelly Long. I'm not sure how this makes me feel. 5:30 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
  2. I've escaped my VT rental long enough to find WiFi at a Brugger's Bagel shop 19 miles away. I'm like an old timey pioneer out here. 1:42 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  3. My rental house in VT is haunted. Their technique: annoy the tenants by making noise that sounds like the boiler working. 1:39 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  4. My Japanese sex swing has straps, not bars. (@AlisonRosen: Sometimes I go flying over handlebars when I'm not even riding a bike) 3:00 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  5. @AlisonRosen if you don't fly over your handlebars at least once, you're doing it wrong. 8:01 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon in reply to AlisonRosen
  6. Eggs (+ cheese), stretching, flying over handlebars of bike, mud, hot tub, rabbit, scotch. All is well. 7:34 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  7. Turn on C-Span (@michaelianblack: Screw "New Moon;" I want to see a movie about fat, lazy, stupid vampires.) 12:22 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  8. Is it War on Christmas already? 11:09 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  9. Should we all be bracing for Beloved II? 8:27 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  10. @jennakimjones Damn. Sorry. Follow @jennakimjones, not @jennajones who I'm a assuming isn't even a person. 8:26 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to jennakimjones
  11. #FF @swish, @alisonrosen, @youngamerican, @sayjessay, @timcarvell, @jennajones and me. Don't ever stop following me. Ever. 8:23 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  12. TDS Fridays before break weeks are quiet affairs. We usually just sit around, do some writing and piss on effigies of Glenn Beck. 7:16 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  13. Yes. And I will be slacking on my bike in VT. I rule. (@SmartSlink:TDS is in re-runs now till after T-giving? Total slackers) 8:57 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  14. You had me at "inflatable" (@awryone: Inflatable Sex Pizza.) 1:48 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  15. I do. Mind you, I was referring to a sex robot. But apologies, nonetheless. (@ms_treesap: You know that 'tranny' is an insult, right?) 12:48 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  16. Honey, do you have the receipt for my Japanese sex robot? They accidentally sent me the Tranny Jackson model. http://bit.ly/KEvL4 12:40 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  17. RT @swish: Need to Find Married Gay Couple(s) that live in Texas. Any of you know anyone? Please DM me. Thanks! 12:29 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  18. I'm listening to Cat Stevens' "Miles From Nowhere" completely irony-free. Suck on it. 9:22 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  19. My Grandpa emailed me a link for a new kind of Bayer aspirin with the subject "Heart Attack." Where's my TV deal, CBS? 8:58 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  20. Finally. Someone gets it. (@jibletbean: @mileskahn. You're an idiot.) 7:52 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck