mileskahn
- I don't know how I feel about your new race-based tweet humor. Kinda hacky, John. (@hodgman: Eating some lunch. Asian slaw. Yum.)about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
- I've banned TV today so I'd get work done with no distractions. Wait a minute...oh, goddammit.about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @robcorddry Why, just who is this handsome man? Would you and your hair care to join me for a drink?about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to robcorddry
- I think that's a lady w a big clitoris @AnonymityAct basically you're saying you have about as much junk as this guy: http://bit.ly/dr93fabout 24 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Hate to burst your bubble, but... (@mshowalter: just talked to one of the dudes from Maroon5 while buying chicken in Bklyn I feel cool.)5:25 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
- I'm hung like a pimple. (RT @awryone: My penis is so small that I can only satisfy women from the second dimension.)5:02 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
- RT @clarkityclark: RT @FYMTG This video is what the 1980's should have been like http://vimeo.com/22317374:58 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
- Staycation day five. Twelve episodes of Dextor in the can. I'm officially done watching TV forever.4:56 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
- Hard part of spotting Hasids at the Korean spa is confusing them with big gay bears. But he gave himself up after uttering: "schvitz."4:54 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck
- Learn how to ride a motorbike-check. Spot the Hasids at the Korean spa-check. Order ostrich burger-check. Perfect day accomplished.4:11 PM Jul 7th from TwitterFon
- It's all about size with you women, isnt it? (@scanneremily: http://twitpic.com/9k74e - Yessss!)8:21 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon
- The hair on the left side of my head grows faster than the right. My beard is viceversa. Writing this up for the New England Jouro of Med.7:48 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon
- Honestly, based on the headline, I expected a much sunnier story: http://bit.ly/VF1dA2:52 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck
- Re-working my 401k! My vacation is already better than I expected.1:04 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck
- Vacation week starts now. I got all my drinking done this wkend. Now what?5:24 AM Jul 6th from web
- RT @moeberg: Hearing adults laughing out loud at Ice Age 3 makes me sad.1:45 PM Jul 5th from TwitterFon
- Good morning Long Beach. And goodnight.3:36 AM Jul 5th from TwitterFon
- Why am I awake? Oh, that's right, my bud has new windows sans curtains. http://twitpic.com/9dv4u3:31 AM Jul 5th from TwitterFon
- Ok. Now 625. Still in Long Beach, no longer full of scotch. Miraculously, not hung over. Bless this land of ours. http://twitpic.com/9duyr3:27 AM Jul 5th from TwitterFon
- It's 345. I'm in Long Beach. I struck out at the bar, but I'm full of scotch and all is well. All hail America.12:48 AM Jul 5th from TwitterFon
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