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  1. You sir, just blew my mind. (@joshhaber: Assuming you weren't using wolf as a verb, I think you're safe.)
  2. I just remembered that while meeting a young lady for a drink I uttered the phrase "wolf pussy." That's appropriate, right?
  3. Grandpa? (@DougBenson: Can't decide between a nap or seeing PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. Think I'll take a nap during PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.)
  4. Georgia O'Keefe works there? (@hodgman: Discovered in my hotel room. Miami! You go too far! http://twitpic.com/pisgm)
  5. Creepiest thing that happened to me morning after Fri the 13th: I turned my cpu on and there were NO EMAILS. Now I'm scared.
  6. Jesus was married. #rejectednovel1stlines
  7. It wasn't even a good looking frog. #rejectednovel1stlines
  8. OK, Friday night, now that everyone is MIA, what you got in store for me? Oh look, a TV! #glamourslifeofadailyshowproducer
  9. More on TDS needs: New York/Tri-State Area People
  10. TDS is looking for people of b/t 40-100 yrs old to talk about the decade they came up in. Trials and tribulations of their young adulthood
  11. In things I would like to do, but never will news: http://bit.ly/11Oqoa
  12. RT @clarkityclark: C'mon man, being gay is the exclusive privilege of the priests themselves. Everyone knows that.
  13. The Archdiocese of Wash: "Screwing the Homeless for the Greater Washington Metro Area" What a bunch of Fuck Knuckles. http://bit.ly/3nzEz5
  14. "Sorry we can't give you any more soup, Hobo Dan." Why? "Gays just got equal rights and God needs to punish you." http://bit.ly/3nzEz5
  15. I don't get it. Is the strategy of the Archdiocese to get homeless people angry at gays? Bunch of Fuckwads. http://bit.ly/3nzEz5
  16. If gays marry, we have no choice but to screw the homeless. Please join me in saying "Fuck You, Archdiocese of Wash." http://bit.ly/3nzEz5
  17. Sign on a food vendor cart this morning: "Top Dog Halal Meat." #foodfail
  18. I already pity-follow him. He should pity-tweet more often. (@clarkityclark:please pity-follow @clermonthound)
  19. Totally feeling that old joke right now: What's good for a hangover? "Drinking heavily the night before."
  20. #FF: @timcarvell, @smartslink, @jennakimjones, @clarkityclark