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Stickyspacebarisworkingmylastnerve. Alsomakingmythumbshurt. Focusingonfreeingmyselfofthisattachment.
about 14 hours ago
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Sometimes I wonder if I *do* have ridiculously high expectations for myself. Or does my therapist just have really low ones?
about 22 hours ago
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Related: Shouldn't "bedridden" mean that I am plagued by beds? A bed army at the door?
11:24 AM Nov 22nd
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One thing about being on bedrest and only having a VCR--you discover what movies your friends have squirreled away in their closets.
11:22 AM Nov 22nd
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Apparently when they tell you to take some medicines with food, it really makes a difference. I wish I had realized this a week ago.
9:59 AM Nov 22nd
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@ It's not like he's Batman. Or Tyson.
7:31 PM Nov 21st
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"Based on your interest in Critically-Acclaimed Cerebral Foreign Movies..." Oh, fuck you, Netflix.
10:43 AM Nov 21st
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@ Dunebuggy cheers!
7:53 AM Nov 21st
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I once spent my days recovering from my nights. Now it's the reverse.
10:21 PM Nov 20th
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I'm reviewing this sex book which actually has a position called "The L Train." Oddly, it is not just standing on the platform waiting.
10:27 AM Nov 20th
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@ You will like it because it also contains "zucchini" and "dildo," but I'll have to email it.
8:38 AM Nov 20th
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Adventures in sentence elaboration: Three apposite phrases and a parenthetical. A personal best!
8:08 AM Nov 20th
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I love that Oprah is giving two years notice. I will do that at my next job*. Get it while you can! *Hahahaha
7:38 PM Nov 19th
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Really, after the hell of writing the proposal, writing the book is no problem.
4:13 PM Nov 19th
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@ I shall be your second.
2:04 PM Nov 19th
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@ I can't come--doctor's orders. I am on bedrest. Very 19th century. Hopefully in Jan. How was Mr. Hart?
10:51 AM Nov 19th
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Maybe I will just move to Norway and see if I can roadie for the Jessica Fletchers. Challenges: Lack of physical capacity, Norwegian.
10:16 AM Nov 19th
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@ Hahaha see if they have a taco truck and if the service in the restaurants is terrible.
8:29 AM Nov 19th
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@ Metaphorically although some killer quinoa and pumpkin was involved.
8:33 PM Nov 18th
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@ I will add to that data set, because I have flawless teeth. When the rest of my body is on life support, they will live on.
8:32 PM Nov 18th
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