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  1. Stickyspacebarisworkingmylastnerve. Alsomakingmythumbshurt. Focusingonfreeingmyselfofthisattachment.
  2. Sometimes I wonder if I *do* have ridiculously high expectations for myself. Or does my therapist just have really low ones?
  3. Related: Shouldn't "bedridden" mean that I am plagued by beds? A bed army at the door?
  4. One thing about being on bedrest and only having a VCR--you discover what movies your friends have squirreled away in their closets.
  5. Apparently when they tell you to take some medicines with food, it really makes a difference. I wish I had realized this a week ago.
  6. @MishkaSucks It's not like he's Batman. Or Tyson.
  7. "Based on your interest in Critically-Acclaimed Cerebral Foreign Movies..." Oh, fuck you, Netflix.
  8. @Japanther Dunebuggy cheers!
  9. I once spent my days recovering from my nights. Now it's the reverse.
  10. I'm reviewing this sex book which actually has a position called "The L Train." Oddly, it is not just standing on the platform waiting.
  11. @MishkaSucks You will like it because it also contains "zucchini" and "dildo," but I'll have to email it.
  12. Adventures in sentence elaboration: Three apposite phrases and a parenthetical. A personal best!
  13. I love that Oprah is giving two years notice. I will do that at my next job*. Get it while you can! *Hahahaha
  14. Really, after the hell of writing the proposal, writing the book is no problem.
  15. @ArtRiot I shall be your second.
  16. @ArtRiot I can't come--doctor's orders. I am on bedrest. Very 19th century. Hopefully in Jan. How was Mr. Hart?
  17. Maybe I will just move to Norway and see if I can roadie for the Jessica Fletchers. Challenges: Lack of physical capacity, Norwegian.
  18. @benlord Hahaha see if they have a taco truck and if the service in the restaurants is terrible.
  19. @petescandystore Metaphorically although some killer quinoa and pumpkin was involved.
  20. @MishkaSucks I will add to that data set, because I have flawless teeth. When the rest of my body is on life support, they will live on.