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  1. Happy Memorial Day! Wait. No. Lemme get a do-over.
  2. "The tip is always the best part." - @sweetestalibi #pieorpenis
  3. @chockenberry Them some good-lookin' turkeyfish, dude.
  4. On the ground in Chicago. Thanks, gravity. You're always there for me. #bff
  5. They're basically admitting the security check-in screening is terrible. Otherwise, there would be NO REASON TO SEARCH OUR BAGS. #insertcoin
  6. Random bag screening *after* going through security. Problems solved: 0.
  7. LOOOOFA LOOOOFA LOOOOFA http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  8. @rands Ask Iraq about leadership listening to instincts over intelligence.
  9. ain't no party like a QA party because a QA party goes all night thanks to clever party automation
  10. @haveblue7 do you hold the shaft with a clenched fist often or are we actually talking about carpentry
  11. Even screws can be hammered, but you can't do shit with a nail and a screwdriver.
  12. Be aware that in time, your two cents may yield to inflation.
  13. @haveblue7 Why did you just *get* the Inspector Gadget theme stuck in my head?
  14. SET SAIL FOR DICK http://bayimg.com/image/naf...
  15. Flash should come with optional carbon offset purchases to counter the amount of energy my CPU is going to burn on animated banner ads.
  16. "I'm sitting outside. You can spot me by how fucking awesome I am."
  17. "That doesn't solve you, though. I mean, that doesn't solve /your problem./ My bad."
  18. [this is flat] http://www.metropolismag.co...
  19. You say, "There is no possible way X is true/can be done." I hear: "I refuse to think harder."
  20. Mazzy Char Star Alice in Markov Chains $EDITORS The Goto! Team Nick Cave and the Rand Seeds Perl Jam Talking Headers #nerdybandname