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has eaten the plums that were in the icebox.7:59 AM Jul 7thfrom web
They say the human race will create more content this year than in the last 5,000. How much of that will consist of Tweets about breakfast?10:37 AM Jun 26thfrom web
Buying 'All-natural' eggs in a plastic carton is like eating a Big Mac so you'll have enough energy to exercise.9:01 AM Jun 21stfrom web
YouTube should require users take an intelligence exam before commenting.12:28 PM Jun 20thfrom web
Can we please stop using the term "identity" to describe stationery? Who the hell sends letters anymore anyway?3:26 PM Jun 19thfrom web
There's a family of raccoons living under my house, a mother and two cubs. I've named them Rocky and the Rabies Babies.9:23 AM Jun 19thfrom web
@americanapparel I'm disappointed with your new line of prints. If only there was another purveyor of plain shirts not made by 8-year olds.1:38 PM Jun 18thfrom web
I'm getting seriously annoyed with people who only have shots of their kids on FaceBook.11:27 AM Jun 18thfrom web
Green shirts tomorrow will be great, but bloggers replacing their blog color with #009a00 would be more apt in my opinion. #iranelection12:04 AM Jun 15thfrom web