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  1. I'm pretty sure the cashier at whole foods said I love u to me as he gave me my receipt
  2. Watching "the sting" shits real gangster
  3. Sitting at quiznos with my bleach hair and this homeless dude is laughing at me
  4. http://twitpic.com/qhhjh - Bleached my hair!!
  5. ok, so the dying session didnt go as planned. Dyed my hair blonde in it turned redish...time to shave it off pronto
  6. Dying my hair right now...thinking aqua blue or seductive red...what do u yall think??
  7. Been working on my photography, can't wait to show u guys...not gonna lie pretty cool stuff. preeety preeety cool stuff
  8. @TheJewishBLT makes sense
  9. @stephaniepratt wow, looks like the worst movie ever..i dont think there's a movie you dont like, haha
  10. Ok seriously every time I where socks to bed my left one goes missing! What's up with that???
  11. RT @shitmydadsays: "If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."
  12. Their playing "gangsta's paradise" on the radio..yes
  13. @stephaniepratt nooo what the fudge! liz saw two, but i missed them
  14. @CharneySays ok, how the fudgepacker did you do that?? i need that autotune shit now!
  15. ROCKY COLA IN THIS MUTHA! LETS DO THIS PEOPLE, WE GOING TO WAR!
  16. my new name...Rocky Cola.
  17. @strangelove_LA watch out for Rocky Cola baby! (thats my new shit)
  18. @strangelove_LA better look at your following base bro...looking pretty slim.
  19. @fernsezwhat i know! now i realize why people were looking at my croch
  20. Wow, just realized my zipper has been down for a while.