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  1. @willprescott They've definitely jumped the shark!
  2. is one of those tossers working in a coffee shop
  3. @dug_da_bug They tried to escort me off the premises but I was slippery like an eel. They had to cover me in sugar puffs to calm me down!
  4. Someone needs to turn on the aircon before I fly into a sweaty rage!!!
  5. is suffering after a particularly large lunch
  6. @willprescott Hope you didn't get rained in last night! We pretty much had a monsoon when I dropped you guys off.
  7. wants to go outside, work sucks donkey balls!
  8. wants to stop working and get the BBQ going
  9. @dug_da_bug I always wondered why the poopy was all messed up. There were tufts of hair missing too. Badger lost his spark that night.
  10. @dug_da_bug I still have pics of the afore mentioned Badger. It brings a tear to my eye when I look at them. He was such a happy fucker :)
  11. @willprescott mate you interested in going to a baseball game this weekend?
  12. @willprescott smokey, this is the Bandit. I thought you were gonna be coming into ATL from Savannah?
  13. @willprescott I heard they build and test the F22 about 10 miles outside Atlanta by my work. We can go but booze must be involved!
  14. wants to go out for a drive... preferably fast whilst wearing a cowboy hat.
  15. @willprescott I am warming up the STANG for burnouts when you arrive.
  16. is giving out titty twisters to cats
  17. is knackered after an Alabama boozeup
  18. is surprisingly chirpy this morning and off to get his face smacked in :)
  19. is off for a beer
  20. killing time till I can go and get drunk